Got it! I will definitely “not eat” the silica gel 😉 😉

Cylinder seals were first used as early as 7600 BCE to authenticate documents. Which means it’s been less than 10,000 years since the first time someone got halfway to work before realizing that they left their office ID at home.

Does anyone else find it weird that “black tie” attire is totally cool with those tiny pointy collars that leave the bowtie’s ass kinda hangin out?

The Lord said, “When you saw only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

“And when you saw two sets of footprints, and one of them was kind sticking out too much, that’s because you’re walking on the edges of your feet. It could be a posture thing. Just something to think about.”

So, in addition to the “not turning on problem”, and the “dismantled by families of raccoons” problem, there’s a “rapid fluctuations in build quality” problem.

I know my life’s gotten out of control when the way I want to relax is working on That Thing I’ll Never Finish. 🔬🕸️🎙️ 👴🪦

Yeah that’s interesting. Hey, crazy question— If you could have sex with any animal…

4/4

“I feel great! Top of the world! Never coming down!” 3/4

I’m not saying all coke addicts act like this, but…. 2/4

Is there a non-cocaine explanation for this? 1/4

Today I learned…

Represent.