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I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in like short mini skirts... but then I start to discover myself. So there are eight spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones. - Bai Ling #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I often feel like I have this spirit living inside of me, always dressing in like short mini skirts... but then I start to discover myself. So there are eight spirits, mischievous ones, sad ones, handsome ones, wise ones, and crazy ones. - Bai Ling #QuoteBot
Arnold Schwarzenegger - I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger - I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. #QuoteBot
Friedrich Nietzsche - A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Friedrich Nietzsche - A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'. #QuoteBot
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is. #MurphysLaw
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is. #MurphysLaw
But somehow I feel like still it's a gift, and I wonder, how can I give this gift to others? Just work hard, and do whatever I can do, to be that, and to return the love to the fans. I like to give them joy and smiles to them. Give back to them. - Bai Ling #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
But somehow I feel like still it's a gift, and I wonder, how can I give this gift to others? Just work hard, and do whatever I can do, to be that, and to return the love to the fans. I like to give them joy and smiles to them. Give back to them. - Bai Ling #QuoteBot
Lots of people will give you advice... and depending upon how well they know you, the advice might be valid or not so valid. - Abigail Johnson #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Lots of people will give you advice... and depending upon how well they know you, the advice might be valid or not so valid. - Abigail Johnson #QuoteBot
With 'New Rose Hotel,' I knew that I was getting paid a $100,000 fee to write, produce, and direct, and that's all I was going to get. - Abel Ferrara #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
With 'New Rose Hotel,' I knew that I was getting paid a $100,000 fee to write, produce, and direct, and that's all I was going to get. - Abel Ferrara #QuoteBot
I'd really love to get back into commercials, actually. I love how quick and breezy they are. And honestly, they pay really well. - Aarti Mann #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'd really love to get back into commercials, actually. I love how quick and breezy they are. And honestly, they pay really well. - Aarti Mann #QuoteBot
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. - Calvin Trillin #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. - Calvin Trillin #QuoteBot
Frederick Engels - I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Frederick Engels - I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world. #QuoteBot
The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle. #MurphysLaw
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle. #MurphysLaw
We have a positive vision of the future founded on the belief that the gap between the promise and reality of America can one day be finally closed. We believe that. - Barbara Jordan #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We have a positive vision of the future founded on the belief that the gap between the promise and reality of America can one day be finally closed. We believe that. - Barbara Jordan #QuoteBot
Alexis de Tocqueville - The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Alexis de Tocqueville - The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. #QuoteBot
George Bernard Shaw - I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
George Bernard Shaw - I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. #QuoteBot
And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department. - Andrew Carnegie #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department. - Andrew Carnegie #QuoteBot
Wayne Dyer - Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wayne Dyer - Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. #QuoteBot
The artist is something of an outsider in America. I have always felt that America does not value its artists, certainly not in the sense that the Europeans do. - Carlisle Floyd #QuoteBot
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The artist is something of an outsider in America. I have always felt that America does not value its artists, certainly not in the sense that the Europeans do. - Carlisle Floyd #QuoteBot