Fun fact: the probiotics industry owes its existence to the defection of Ken Alibek from the Soviet bioweapons program, where they so perfected the milling of powdered anthrax that their yields went from pounds to tons.

I high fived a man by slapping another man’s stomach. My life has peaked

If you have the genuine option to *not* need to enter the UK, that's an absolute win in my books.

Like, I'm sorry the fascists are giving you difficult choices. But that's what fascists fucking do. The only legit answer is "fuck you make me". The only answer that shows you have actual fucking principles not preferences is "fuck you make me". And that sucks. But here we are.