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give 'em the ol' tricerazzle dazzle

"a big let down in the second act -- five stars" (my barge was going downstream)

this is just making me imagine one of those old "no running, no pushing" etc swimming pool rules posters, but listing all of the offences typically committed by OP

the entitled indignance was astonishing to witness honestly. they literally decided to go to college in canada and then were stupefied to learn that their special thursday holiday is just a normal working day there. they fucking got it rescheduled too

YOU LOST THE MOMENT YOU ENTERED THESE WOODS

don't give up, wish bone!

"oh the usains are being especially annoying today, it must be their Special Thursday again"

what about when he sings "i wanna be your drill instructor", surely that got everyone going!