The Quizmonster
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Mug winner, WSJ Crossword Contest. Got Wordle in hard mode when it was "PROXY", "NYMPH" and "JAZZY". Wrote the Bird's Nest Soup question.
The 21st Century had so much potential- it could have been anything. Instead fucking Donald Trump is going to be the dominant name discussed for at least the first half, and likely beyond.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The 21st Century had so much potential- it could have been anything. Instead fucking Donald Trump is going to be the dominant name discussed for at least the first half, and likely beyond.
Bugs was always dressing up as a lady to fool Elmer Fudd, but they never paid off the gag by having them make out until Elmer discovers his penis.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Bugs was always dressing up as a lady to fool Elmer Fudd, but they never paid off the gag by having them make out until Elmer discovers his penis.
My only note: I'd switch out "A Special Sesame Street Christmas" for the far superior "Christmas Eve on Sesame Street". The difference is night and day.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My only note: I'd switch out "A Special Sesame Street Christmas" for the far superior "Christmas Eve on Sesame Street". The difference is night and day.
Browsing YouTube, finding a supercut of shopping-mall commercials from the 70s and 80s, and feeling like a character in "The Road Warrior" who found an old magazine in the rubble and is now seeing how people used to live.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Browsing YouTube, finding a supercut of shopping-mall commercials from the 70s and 80s, and feeling like a character in "The Road Warrior" who found an old magazine in the rubble and is now seeing how people used to live.
We'd like a nice, quiet table away from the fixin's bar.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We'd like a nice, quiet table away from the fixin's bar.
The unfortunate fact is, his parents lived to 88 and 93, and he has Presidential-level health care. Fate intervenes as it will, but as tempting as what I call "liberal hope porn" is, there is definitely a pathway for him to make it to 2029.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The unfortunate fact is, his parents lived to 88 and 93, and he has Presidential-level health care. Fate intervenes as it will, but as tempting as what I call "liberal hope porn" is, there is definitely a pathway for him to make it to 2029.
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: They called me a madman. They said I was insane. But I'll show them all.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: They called me a madman. They said I was insane. But I'll show them all.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
ME: How will you do this?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...
ME: Well?
VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN: ...OK, I'll tell you, but you have to listen to the whole thing because it's going to sound pretty insane at first.
It all sounds like a middling entry in a "dub our movie" contest.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It all sounds like a middling entry in a "dub our movie" contest.
Three years is not forever. He seemed about to drop many times in his first term, too. Age-related decline can be a roller-coaster ride of good days and bad days.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Three years is not forever. He seemed about to drop many times in his first term, too. Age-related decline can be a roller-coaster ride of good days and bad days.
He's in decline, but he also has Presidential-level health care. We should be careful what we assume.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
He's in decline, but he also has Presidential-level health care. We should be careful what we assume.
The theater takes care that outside stimuli are minimized, giving you only one thing to focus on.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The theater takes care that outside stimuli are minimized, giving you only one thing to focus on.
"Get away from her, ya filthy animals".
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Get away from her, ya filthy animals".
I'd write a letter to future historians explaining how this happened, but I don't actually know. Something to do with cable news.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'd write a letter to future historians explaining how this happened, but I don't actually know. Something to do with cable news.
What happened to last year's Spider-Man balloon?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What happened to last year's Spider-Man balloon?
Another superior Stewart Christmas Carol:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFB6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFB6...
Patrick Stewart Performs "A Christmas Carol"
YouTube video by News from the Past
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Another superior Stewart Christmas Carol:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFB6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFB6...
I often think that if Jim Croce hadn't died young, he'd have written Disney soundtracks in the 90s.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I often think that if Jim Croce hadn't died young, he'd have written Disney soundtracks in the 90s.
It was a wild time when you learned of forthcoming movies days, not years, before they came out.
I remember the Empire Strikes Back teaser, late '79, ending with "Coming to your galaxy NEXT SUMMER". The theater let out a huge groan because promotion had never started so far in advance before.
I remember the Empire Strikes Back teaser, late '79, ending with "Coming to your galaxy NEXT SUMMER". The theater let out a huge groan because promotion had never started so far in advance before.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It was a wild time when you learned of forthcoming movies days, not years, before they came out.
I remember the Empire Strikes Back teaser, late '79, ending with "Coming to your galaxy NEXT SUMMER". The theater let out a huge groan because promotion had never started so far in advance before.
I remember the Empire Strikes Back teaser, late '79, ending with "Coming to your galaxy NEXT SUMMER". The theater let out a huge groan because promotion had never started so far in advance before.
Thanksgiving Anti-Piracy Gravyboat Lighthouse | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lately I'm watching it 70% ironically, 30% tradition-plus-yay-New-York.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Lately I'm watching it 70% ironically, 30% tradition-plus-yay-New-York.
Never read a Galactus story, but I am eager to know how anyone ever beats a guy who literally eats planets.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Never read a Galactus story, but I am eager to know how anyone ever beats a guy who literally eats planets.
WAR IS PEACE
GRIEF IS GOOD
GRIEF IS GOOD
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
WAR IS PEACE
GRIEF IS GOOD
GRIEF IS GOOD
But I like the top one better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
But I like the top one better.