Dr Ian Beal
@quintusvarus.bsky.social
Military historian, writer, archaeologist.
Writer and part time satirist in my own mind. Gaming the old west period and western gunfights. MTG player with a few decks to learn. Licensed Radio Amateur. Blood bowl player.
Writer and part time satirist in my own mind. Gaming the old west period and western gunfights. MTG player with a few decks to learn. Licensed Radio Amateur. Blood bowl player.
Amazing nice to see the game out again being used
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Amazing nice to see the game out again being used
Wrong with you ?? From where I’m sitting not a thing
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Wrong with you ?? From where I’m sitting not a thing
Maybe he just goes to Clacton to make cameo appearances??
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Maybe he just goes to Clacton to make cameo appearances??
My 2 Shi Tzu refused to go out this morning, I got the glares of doom as they tried to pee on the steps to the door
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My 2 Shi Tzu refused to go out this morning, I got the glares of doom as they tried to pee on the steps to the door
Oh dear, think of it as a tribute/remake of Gladiator
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh dear, think of it as a tribute/remake of Gladiator
He can enforce that by floating one of his used diapers like a balloon over the borders of Venezuela.
That should keep planes (and everyone else) out of
That should keep planes (and everyone else) out of
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He can enforce that by floating one of his used diapers like a balloon over the borders of Venezuela.
That should keep planes (and everyone else) out of
That should keep planes (and everyone else) out of
How do you know when Trump is lying??
His lips move or he’s typing on truth social
His lips move or he’s typing on truth social
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
How do you know when Trump is lying??
His lips move or he’s typing on truth social
His lips move or he’s typing on truth social
Safe travels guys
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Safe travels guys
That’s DPA, donald’s private army. The theory is no matter what crimes or immoral acts he pulls, he has protection from the armed forces and his ICE private hired guns. This is not a presidency, it’s a military coup.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That’s DPA, donald’s private army. The theory is no matter what crimes or immoral acts he pulls, he has protection from the armed forces and his ICE private hired guns. This is not a presidency, it’s a military coup.
More child sacrifice under his boss and pedophile friends allegedly. Oh sorry Donald.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
More child sacrifice under his boss and pedophile friends allegedly. Oh sorry Donald.
Kick Melania out she only married orange utan to get into the country.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Kick Melania out she only married orange utan to get into the country.
How he can call anyone piggy when he looks like a muppet caricature created by Stevie Wonder totally bemuses me
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
How he can call anyone piggy when he looks like a muppet caricature created by Stevie Wonder totally bemuses me
I hate painting faces because I am useless at it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hate painting faces because I am useless at it.
My morning was bad, got up stood up, fell back onto the bed my blood pressure bombed out. Feeling ok now but moving very slowly
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My morning was bad, got up stood up, fell back onto the bed my blood pressure bombed out. Feeling ok now but moving very slowly
It shouldn’t matter that you’re transgender, you’re a human end of.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It shouldn’t matter that you’re transgender, you’re a human end of.
Oh tell me about it, I had a parcel sent 24 hour delivery from Manchester it then spent 3 days in Coventry before someone finally realised it should be here in Glasgow. Royal Mail is not fit for purpose
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh tell me about it, I had a parcel sent 24 hour delivery from Manchester it then spent 3 days in Coventry before someone finally realised it should be here in Glasgow. Royal Mail is not fit for purpose
Gives a new meaning to saying the pies are “a load of w**k”
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Gives a new meaning to saying the pies are “a load of w**k”