Quintin Forbes
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Q, yes, just Q. No, not Hugh, Q.
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Currently bingeing Small Prophets. The perfect antidote to all things shit.
Beautifully written and delivered.
Beautifully written and delivered.
February 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Currently bingeing Small Prophets. The perfect antidote to all things shit.
Beautifully written and delivered.
Beautifully written and delivered.
Fact: Men's curling was invented by Vidal Sassoon
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Fact: Men's curling was invented by Vidal Sassoon
It's considered a failure in hopping championships if you get to the second leg.
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
It's considered a failure in hopping championships if you get to the second leg.
The luge was ruined for me when they started making Olympians wear clothes.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The luge was ruined for me when they started making Olympians wear clothes.
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We used to go French furniture hunting just for the frill of the chaise.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We used to go French furniture hunting just for the frill of the chaise.
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Pretend you're a bus driver by waving at someone wearing the same jumper as you.
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Pretend you're a bus driver by waving at someone wearing the same jumper as you.
The birds in my garden think Christmas is in February because that's when they get the leftover mince pies. I've told them I don't want anything in return but I'm expecting at least a card.
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The birds in my garden think Christmas is in February because that's when they get the leftover mince pies. I've told them I don't want anything in return but I'm expecting at least a card.
Sometimes I get nostalgic for high security mental institutions too.
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sometimes I get nostalgic for high security mental institutions too.
My Christmas cake has had so much brandy it's a fire hazard.
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My Christmas cake has had so much brandy it's a fire hazard.
Have you seen the price of alpaca sweaters? Where do alpacas get that kind of money?
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Have you seen the price of alpaca sweaters? Where do alpacas get that kind of money?
Q: What was born at Christmas and is also delicious on a cracker?
A: Baby Cheeses.
A: Baby Cheeses.
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Q: What was born at Christmas and is also delicious on a cracker?
A: Baby Cheeses.
A: Baby Cheeses.
As we enter the Christmas period, bear in mind that visitors my not want their cockles warmed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As we enter the Christmas period, bear in mind that visitors my not want their cockles warmed.
"That creepy guy that was in No Country for Old Men was making a racket in my pub last night."
"Javier Bardem?"
"No but I told him to pipe down."
"Javier Bardem?"
"No but I told him to pipe down."
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"That creepy guy that was in No Country for Old Men was making a racket in my pub last night."
"Javier Bardem?"
"No but I told him to pipe down."
"Javier Bardem?"
"No but I told him to pipe down."
What's the point in even having a cat if you don't use TikTok?
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What's the point in even having a cat if you don't use TikTok?
If you're out walking after dark, remember to wear something reflective. If you don't have a high vis jacket try a picture of a thoughtful monkey.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you're out walking after dark, remember to wear something reflective. If you don't have a high vis jacket try a picture of a thoughtful monkey.
A spiiiiiiiider has 8 i's
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A spiiiiiiiider has 8 i's
Last night I dreamt I was a giant bee. I'm still buzzin'
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Last night I dreamt I was a giant bee. I'm still buzzin'
Arthuritis (n) (med): an inflammation of the Arthur.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Arthuritis (n) (med): an inflammation of the Arthur.
There are never enough opportunities in life to deploy the word 'Glands'.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There are never enough opportunities in life to deploy the word 'Glands'.
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I went drinking with a rabbit once, really let my hare down.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I went drinking with a rabbit once, really let my hare down.
I went drinking with a rabbit once, really let my hare down.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I went drinking with a rabbit once, really let my hare down.
There were a lot of songs about masturbation in the 70s. Bands would just go in the studio and knock one out.
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There were a lot of songs about masturbation in the 70s. Bands would just go in the studio and knock one out.