Matthew
@quietudinal.bsky.social
Human idiot. I hate the computer but miss it when I'm away from it. Terminally online since at least 02.
Born at 351.47 ppm.
Born at 351.47 ppm.
No it's fine, I'm just looping Tom Waits' RAIN DOGS because I'm feeling grand.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No it's fine, I'm just looping Tom Waits' RAIN DOGS because I'm feeling grand.
Discovered a new torment: remembering the specific taste and smell of foods from places that aren't open any more.
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Discovered a new torment: remembering the specific taste and smell of foods from places that aren't open any more.
The new fashion: cutting your thumb while making a sandwich and getting Gochujang in the wound.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The new fashion: cutting your thumb while making a sandwich and getting Gochujang in the wound.
There's joy in a bad schlocky movie. There's no joy in a bad shlocky book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There's joy in a bad schlocky movie. There's no joy in a bad shlocky book.
Rang Takeaway 1, placed an order for collection, then drove to Takeaway 2 to pick it up.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Rang Takeaway 1, placed an order for collection, then drove to Takeaway 2 to pick it up.
Been too consistent in asking the local Reform semi-perma-candidate entry level questions about politics on facebook and have got rate limited. Sorry I was asking a dummy to define "capitalism" once too many times, Zucc! Message received!
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been too consistent in asking the local Reform semi-perma-candidate entry level questions about politics on facebook and have got rate limited. Sorry I was asking a dummy to define "capitalism" once too many times, Zucc! Message received!
It's so embarassing to read a book that's entry 1.5 in a series. The only thing worse is reading a book that's an entry that's 1.2 or any number other than .5.
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's so embarassing to read a book that's entry 1.5 in a series. The only thing worse is reading a book that's an entry that's 1.2 or any number other than .5.
me, thinking about my crooked nose: "I wish I was more symmetrical"
the genie snaps his fingers. my veins connect to arteries. my two hearts start fighting and form a feedback loop. blood in the loop approaches 300mph. i'm dead within a minute
the genie snaps his fingers. my veins connect to arteries. my two hearts start fighting and form a feedback loop. blood in the loop approaches 300mph. i'm dead within a minute
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
me, thinking about my crooked nose: "I wish I was more symmetrical"
the genie snaps his fingers. my veins connect to arteries. my two hearts start fighting and form a feedback loop. blood in the loop approaches 300mph. i'm dead within a minute
the genie snaps his fingers. my veins connect to arteries. my two hearts start fighting and form a feedback loop. blood in the loop approaches 300mph. i'm dead within a minute
Love seeing I've been interacted with an account that features "AI" in the bio and immediately blocking them.
September 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Love seeing I've been interacted with an account that features "AI" in the bio and immediately blocking them.
With the amount of coverage Charlie Kirk is getting, if It™ happens to Trump it'll make the coverage of Prince Philip and the Queen's passings seem like a slow day. Kirk was an expendable propagandist.
September 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
With the amount of coverage Charlie Kirk is getting, if It™ happens to Trump it'll make the coverage of Prince Philip and the Queen's passings seem like a slow day. Kirk was an expendable propagandist.
Want to get into writing letters to friends but have been cursed with the handwriting of a 37 year old man who had bad writing as a lad and has been out of regular writing practice for half of his life.
August 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Want to get into writing letters to friends but have been cursed with the handwriting of a 37 year old man who had bad writing as a lad and has been out of regular writing practice for half of his life.
Arguing against somebody who's just not aware of the facts is amazing. I'll be all "what if things were better in any way" and they'll be all "you are the stupidest thing on this earth i hate you and hope you die".
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Arguing against somebody who's just not aware of the facts is amazing. I'll be all "what if things were better in any way" and they'll be all "you are the stupidest thing on this earth i hate you and hope you die".
How stressful would it have been to be a Mammoth? They probably had things sorted out alright.
August 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How stressful would it have been to be a Mammoth? They probably had things sorted out alright.
The new "your friends liked" feed on instagram is interesting. Some outwardly surly people liking saccharine stuff. Single men liking horny material. Boomers liking exclusively AI videos.
August 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The new "your friends liked" feed on instagram is interesting. Some outwardly surly people liking saccharine stuff. Single men liking horny material. Boomers liking exclusively AI videos.
The purest way to discover a new movie to watch is to see a post containing four genuinely insane screenshots of a borderline impossible-to-find movie from the 70s. It's how I find half of what I watch and it's the best thing about Social Media™
July 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The purest way to discover a new movie to watch is to see a post containing four genuinely insane screenshots of a borderline impossible-to-find movie from the 70s. It's how I find half of what I watch and it's the best thing about Social Media™
If I was in politics I'd simply have the correct opinions about everything from the start and I'd never need to U-Turn
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If I was in politics I'd simply have the correct opinions about everything from the start and I'd never need to U-Turn
Desperately want to be a Hater but am forced to be An Understander
June 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Desperately want to be a Hater but am forced to be An Understander
Absolutely have a novel in me waiting to come out.
Guarantee it's dogshit.
Guarantee it's dogshit.
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Absolutely have a novel in me waiting to come out.
Guarantee it's dogshit.
Guarantee it's dogshit.
Love seeing the results of the daily YouGov polls and the disconnect between CON/REF voters and things like facts, and reality.
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Love seeing the results of the daily YouGov polls and the disconnect between CON/REF voters and things like facts, and reality.
Incredible that a piece of anti-fascist art as coherent as Andor is being made by Disney. Imagine how much more exreme in tone it'd be if the mouse wasn't involved.
May 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Incredible that a piece of anti-fascist art as coherent as Andor is being made by Disney. Imagine how much more exreme in tone it'd be if the mouse wasn't involved.
The only good thing about machine generated images and videos is that it's given me a much better appreciation for even the lowest quality trash made by humans as long as there's soul that's gone into it. A child's homemade video of their toys fighting has more juice than the best AI video.
May 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The only good thing about machine generated images and videos is that it's given me a much better appreciation for even the lowest quality trash made by humans as long as there's soul that's gone into it. A child's homemade video of their toys fighting has more juice than the best AI video.
The By-Election went the bad way in the funny way (6 vote margin).
May 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The By-Election went the bad way in the funny way (6 vote margin).
I wouldn't be too surprised if any character on Andor died but if B2EMO gets hurt in any way I'll hurt myself and others
April 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wouldn't be too surprised if any character on Andor died but if B2EMO gets hurt in any way I'll hurt myself and others
It could be worse. At least there aren't Horrid Beasts on the loose.
April 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It could be worse. At least there aren't Horrid Beasts on the loose.
Got a by-election coming up and the stakes have never been lower yet more frustrating.
April 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got a by-election coming up and the stakes have never been lower yet more frustrating.