Happy Birthday Handsome Angel!!!!

You were also required to take the nsfw version. We can talk about that later though.

We thank your ass for its service.

ok. why not.

So the new creative term to say it without saying it in academia is "cultural fluency." You might lead with a comment about that next time to set the trap before diving full DEI.

Every time he speaks he shows how in over his head he is and this job is way out of his league. What a baffoon.

Why have you been hiding this gorgeous body? Wow!

Your dick is perfect! 🍆😍

1. Tempting Tummy and Tats
2. Sweet Sweaty Singlet

Only if I can get more than the ice cream lid off. 🍦💦 😈

Make sure you keep it on a sticky note under your keyboard. I'm super clever and keep it under my mousepad.

Thanks to everyone for not calling me out on my incorrect spelling of "their." I know better.

Say there name so we can block them back. Fuck them.

will this do?

Good morning. Take this day and crush it just to spite that inner voice trying to trip you up. - I've learned that the days where I start feeling insecure are the days I need to absolutely post that pic that made me cringe. Often those are the pics that get the most likes for me. Fuck insecurity.

We just need to replace the intruding thoughts with new intruding thoughts. Start by imagining you laying face down on your bed (nude) while I give you a nice hot oil massage.

As Long As You're Mine is my favorite song.

My hand needs to replace yours.