@queerselkie.bsky.social
Queer, born in the 90's. Into reading cute shit to a) distract from the horrors and b) escape from the anxiety of my own brain.
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I'm lowkey a Nancy hater ngl like most of her shitty behaviour is understandable teenage girl angst, but there are a couple of things that genuinely just! Cannot be excused by that! Cheating, threatening bodily harm, not caring abt Jon taking pics of her *and her boyfriend, in his bedroom*
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm lowkey a Nancy hater ngl like most of her shitty behaviour is understandable teenage girl angst, but there are a couple of things that genuinely just! Cannot be excused by that! Cheating, threatening bodily harm, not caring abt Jon taking pics of her *and her boyfriend, in his bedroom*
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God this also has me thinking abt the "you almost shot me" "you almost deserved it" interaction like...... that is not a normal funny thing to joke about??? HOW did he almost deserve to be shot by his girlfriend?????
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
God this also has me thinking abt the "you almost shot me" "you almost deserved it" interaction like...... that is not a normal funny thing to joke about??? HOW did he almost deserve to be shot by his girlfriend?????
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But also—
Robin, on the dirty floor of a mall cineplex bathroom, asks, “Have you ever been in love?”
Steve, not missing a beat, “Yes.”
“Who?”
“Jessica…”
“Jessica Benson? I didn’t think you really knew her? Or Jessica Hartley in my grade?”
“No, it’s hard to explain.”
“Try then!”
Robin, on the dirty floor of a mall cineplex bathroom, asks, “Have you ever been in love?”
Steve, not missing a beat, “Yes.”
“Who?”
“Jessica…”
“Jessica Benson? I didn’t think you really knew her? Or Jessica Hartley in my grade?”
“No, it’s hard to explain.”
“Try then!”
April 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
But also—
Robin, on the dirty floor of a mall cineplex bathroom, asks, “Have you ever been in love?”
Steve, not missing a beat, “Yes.”
“Who?”
“Jessica…”
“Jessica Benson? I didn’t think you really knew her? Or Jessica Hartley in my grade?”
“No, it’s hard to explain.”
“Try then!”
Robin, on the dirty floor of a mall cineplex bathroom, asks, “Have you ever been in love?”
Steve, not missing a beat, “Yes.”
“Who?”
“Jessica…”
“Jessica Benson? I didn’t think you really knew her? Or Jessica Hartley in my grade?”
“No, it’s hard to explain.”
“Try then!”