Quaker Piggy in a Basement
@quakerinabasement.bsky.social
Whelmed and wildered. Shamelessly peccable.
Is that you, Lyra Silvertongue?
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is that you, Lyra Silvertongue?
It works every time. Period.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It works every time. Period.
Thanks for keeping it up to date on the latest trends. Back in my day, we'd just add, "Period" to the end of our arguments. That was our way to let people know the argument was over and they had lost.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thanks for keeping it up to date on the latest trends. Back in my day, we'd just add, "Period" to the end of our arguments. That was our way to let people know the argument was over and they had lost.
Thanks for this post. I was unaware of this little dustup, but you have prompted me to become informed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thanks for this post. I was unaware of this little dustup, but you have prompted me to become informed.
And dozens of clowns.
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And dozens of clowns.
Millions of lives? Pah!
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Millions of lives? Pah!
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
I am the recipient of this year's GameStop Peace Prize. I have saved trillions of lives across countless galaxies!
I rule.
So, they just like killing, yeah?
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So, they just like killing, yeah?
The very first?
I dunno. Surrender?
I dunno. Surrender?
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The very first?
I dunno. Surrender?
I dunno. Surrender?
Here's the correct answer. Trump is the all-time champ of Calvinball.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Here's the correct answer. Trump is the all-time champ of Calvinball.
Wowz. I thought these were photos of two different animals. Unbelievable change.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wowz. I thought these were photos of two different animals. Unbelievable change.
Noise. You're making lots of noise.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Noise. You're making lots of noise.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
Now hold it down, will you? It's time for my shows to come on.
A short queen with an awesome boat.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A short queen with an awesome boat.
You don't have to hint at it any more. The end times have arrived, yeah? We're doomed, aren't we?
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You don't have to hint at it any more. The end times have arrived, yeah? We're doomed, aren't we?
We live in a world that was created by The Onion.
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We live in a world that was created by The Onion.
It works great up until the spin cycle which made me throw up. I had to start all over again and the laundry room is a mess too.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It works great up until the spin cycle which made me throw up. I had to start all over again and the laundry room is a mess too.
The Annual Award for Outstanding Achievements in Public Health Administration.
....sponsored by Frito-Lay.
....sponsored by Frito-Lay.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Annual Award for Outstanding Achievements in Public Health Administration.
....sponsored by Frito-Lay.
....sponsored by Frito-Lay.
OMG, that face he makes when they bring out the medal. Probably the same as when his waiter serves the "beautiful chocolate cake."
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
OMG, that face he makes when they bring out the medal. Probably the same as when his waiter serves the "beautiful chocolate cake."
I'm pretty sure Alex Jones has eaten many lead paint chips.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm pretty sure Alex Jones has eaten many lead paint chips.
“It is frankly disgusting that the Washington Post would publish something that is so insanely false..."
There's the magic word again: frankly. The tell of a big, fat lie.
There's the magic word again: frankly. The tell of a big, fat lie.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“It is frankly disgusting that the Washington Post would publish something that is so insanely false..."
There's the magic word again: frankly. The tell of a big, fat lie.
There's the magic word again: frankly. The tell of a big, fat lie.
at Peter Thiel's urging.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
at Peter Thiel's urging.
There was the famous instance when U.S. Grant posted "Caillou Kills Johnny Reb."
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
There was the famous instance when U.S. Grant posted "Caillou Kills Johnny Reb."