Blue Crew 🦋💙
@quackquacky.bsky.social
Pro Democracy. Dad to 3 and I want to leave a better world and country for them. I need to laugh, here for the jokes. Dad jokes. Absurdism. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. #bluecrew #resist
Two state solution? National divorce? Conscious uncoupling?
August 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Two state solution? National divorce? Conscious uncoupling?
Don’t tell me what to do.
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Don’t tell me what to do.
“We’re going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.” - fictional character Dr.Evil. Just kidding, that’s Sean Duffy.
August 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“We’re going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.” - fictional character Dr.Evil. Just kidding, that’s Sean Duffy.
EPCOT, CECOT, WORLD SHOWCASE. Imagine the possibilities! Disney synergy! It’s a small world after all.
May 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
EPCOT, CECOT, WORLD SHOWCASE. Imagine the possibilities! Disney synergy! It’s a small world after all.
Signal group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Signal group chat
Normalize posting this picture of Susie Wiles every time Trump says or does something crazy.
February 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Normalize posting this picture of Susie Wiles every time Trump says or does something crazy.
It gets worse before it gets worse, hang in there.
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It gets worse before it gets worse, hang in there.
You can just be anything you want now. Nothing matters. Expertise is dead, trust in institutions is dead, just as they planned. Flood the zone with bullshit, keep heads spinning. Horses are not real.
January 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You can just be anything you want now. Nothing matters. Expertise is dead, trust in institutions is dead, just as they planned. Flood the zone with bullshit, keep heads spinning. Horses are not real.
Wouldn’t the clearance be higher if the sign wasn’t there? 🤷🏻♂️
January 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wouldn’t the clearance be higher if the sign wasn’t there? 🤷🏻♂️
1 like = 1 prayer and 1 chimp. Nature is healing. Gobbles! 🙏🏻
January 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
1 like = 1 prayer and 1 chimp. Nature is healing. Gobbles! 🙏🏻
Trump supporters, please stay far far far far far far away from me. Thanks in advance!
January 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump supporters, please stay far far far far far far away from me. Thanks in advance!
It’s the “obviously” at the end that kills me. This fucking guy. America… WTF have you done sending this shit turd back to White House?
January 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s the “obviously” at the end that kills me. This fucking guy. America… WTF have you done sending this shit turd back to White House?
I need this hat in my life
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
January 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I need this hat in my life
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
Gonna tell my kids this is Karl Havoc.
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is Karl Havoc.
Current mood. Happy birthday Santa.
December 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Current mood. Happy birthday Santa.