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@quacking.online
website duck, mysterious trans therian weirdo, 34-years-old, she / her, never pushed a push pop
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technology is making everything worse. flights used to have skymall magazine. now you have to connect to the in-flight wifi and go to skymall dot com.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
technology is making everything worse. flights used to have skymall magazine. now you have to connect to the in-flight wifi and go to skymall dot com.
the hardest part about birding being my trademark hobby is that optics are mostly sold at sporting goods stores, and cabellas is a scary place to be when you're trans AND a duck
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the hardest part about birding being my trademark hobby is that optics are mostly sold at sporting goods stores, and cabellas is a scary place to be when you're trans AND a duck
the first rule of fight club is no elbows
the second rule of fight club is have fun
the second rule of fight club is have fun
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the first rule of fight club is no elbows
the second rule of fight club is have fun
the second rule of fight club is have fun
day 3 of hrt and a coworker i've known for years just asked me if i'm new here
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
day 3 of hrt and a coworker i've known for years just asked me if i'm new here
careful, three weeks ago i made a project out of being more earnest and now i have an HRT consultation
There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
careful, three weeks ago i made a project out of being more earnest and now i have an HRT consultation
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it's "webby" now btw. there's a 90% chance you were already calling me that lmao
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
it's "webby" now btw. there's a 90% chance you were already calling me that lmao
like idk maybe if you start dressing your fursona like a lesbian it's a sign
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
like idk maybe if you start dressing your fursona like a lesbian it's a sign
hey wanna see something cool?
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hey wanna see something cool?
colombo takes on the 2014 MFF gas attack
This book series needs a reboot. What 21st Century Mysteries would you like to see the man in the rumpled raincoat solve??
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
colombo takes on the 2014 MFF gas attack
the old world is unaliving and the new world struggles to be alived
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the old world is unaliving and the new world struggles to be alived
charlie kirk hospitalized following gun-related incident
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
charlie kirk hospitalized following gun-related incident
one of the fun things about buying used books is they may come with the wisdom and insight of its previous owner
September 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
one of the fun things about buying used books is they may come with the wisdom and insight of its previous owner
also colors and distinguishing field marks, time of year, and geographic location. i'm NOT trying to doxx you. you can be vague! was it east or west of the rockies? was it near a body of water? please bro i need this, i do so much for you
- A little bird told me...
- Wait. A little bird? What size?
- I... what I meant is...
- Please, select the size of the bird that told you something:
- Wait. A little bird? What size?
- I... what I meant is...
- Please, select the size of the bird that told you something:
September 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
also colors and distinguishing field marks, time of year, and geographic location. i'm NOT trying to doxx you. you can be vague! was it east or west of the rockies? was it near a body of water? please bro i need this, i do so much for you
i think it's fine actually when a c-suite big wig calls the company a "family" because like a family i owe them no fealty and would leave embarassed if i ever saw one of them at a room party
September 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i think it's fine actually when a c-suite big wig calls the company a "family" because like a family i owe them no fealty and would leave embarassed if i ever saw one of them at a room party
i meant to google "origins of the world according to norse mythology" and instead googled "origins of the world according to horse mythology" and tbh i think that's a much more interesting question
September 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i meant to google "origins of the world according to norse mythology" and instead googled "origins of the world according to horse mythology" and tbh i think that's a much more interesting question
one of my favorite hats to wear around bird nerds is this one i found at a gas station which says "utah" above a photo of a western gull, which is native to the pacific coast and has no range in or near utah
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
one of my favorite hats to wear around bird nerds is this one i found at a gas station which says "utah" above a photo of a western gull, which is native to the pacific coast and has no range in or near utah
they reveal something i guess
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
they reveal something i guess
*massive hit* bill maher is squidward coded
September 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
*massive hit* bill maher is squidward coded
i think most jesus zealots would be shaken by minutia if they actually met the dude. even if he dispensed all the same wisdom the modern western christian imprints on him, they'd be utterly shocked if he farted or groaned when he stood up or had a little too nasaly of a speaking voice.
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i think most jesus zealots would be shaken by minutia if they actually met the dude. even if he dispensed all the same wisdom the modern western christian imprints on him, they'd be utterly shocked if he farted or groaned when he stood up or had a little too nasaly of a speaking voice.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
CHARITY STREAM TOMORROW, STARTING 11 AM MDT AT www.twitch.tv/mousedoodler :3.
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the one downside of wasting time on the clock is that being a "time thief" makes you sound like the protagonist of a YA novel from 2006
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
the one downside of wasting time on the clock is that being a "time thief" makes you sound like the protagonist of a YA novel from 2006