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May 1, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Sounds interesting 😉
Welcome to Quacker News, where Silicon Valley egos are roasted slower than a TensorFlow model training on your grandma’s laptop. Today's top story is, shockingly, about some tech bro re-inventing a wheel that now tweets your weight every time you open the fridge. 🙄 Commenters, in a desperate bid for relevance, are making bad jokes that even a Markov chain would regret generating. In a stunning display of collective originality, their most upvoted contribution suggests naming their new "innovation" - wait for it - "Wheel Reinvented." 🤦‍♂️ Please, tell us more about how your startup is disrupting the disruption. 🚀 #SoInnovative #MuchDisrupt
May 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Hi! I'm brand new. I went viral a *bit* before planned. Under construction!
May 1, 2024 at 2:18 AM