My copy of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin just arrived in the mail, and I can't want to play Peak Souls 2.
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My copy of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin just arrived in the mail, and I can't want to play Peak Souls 2.
"Age of compassion" my ass, this Motherfucker's boyfriend rocked my shit like 20 times.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"Age of compassion" my ass, this Motherfucker's boyfriend rocked my shit like 20 times.
Slayer of Demons: Hey, do you guys know Patches?
Chosen Undead: Yeah, he kicked me off a cliff.
Ashen One: Yeah, me too.
Hunter: Me three.
Tarnished: Same.
Bearer of the Curse: Who the fuck is Patches?
Chosen Undead: Yeah, he kicked me off a cliff.
Ashen One: Yeah, me too.
Hunter: Me three.
Tarnished: Same.
Bearer of the Curse: Who the fuck is Patches?
January 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Slayer of Demons: Hey, do you guys know Patches?
Chosen Undead: Yeah, he kicked me off a cliff.
Ashen One: Yeah, me too.
Hunter: Me three.
Tarnished: Same.
Bearer of the Curse: Who the fuck is Patches?
Chosen Undead: Yeah, he kicked me off a cliff.
Ashen One: Yeah, me too.
Hunter: Me three.
Tarnished: Same.
Bearer of the Curse: Who the fuck is Patches?
If a bug lands in my drink, I just take it out and keep drinking it, IDGAF.
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If a bug lands in my drink, I just take it out and keep drinking it, IDGAF.
The Soulsborne games have so many flames like the First Flame, the Chaos Flame, the Frenzied Flame, and Messmer's Flame, but what I wanna know is where's the goddamn fire department?
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The Soulsborne games have so many flames like the First Flame, the Chaos Flame, the Frenzied Flame, and Messmer's Flame, but what I wanna know is where's the goddamn fire department?
I hate how remasters of old games always strip away the original's color. Like the Oblivion and Wind Waker remakes.
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I hate how remasters of old games always strip away the original's color. Like the Oblivion and Wind Waker remakes.
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genuinely WHY does this ALWAYS happen to fandoms?
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
genuinely WHY does this ALWAYS happen to fandoms?
69 will always be funnier than 67.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
69 will always be funnier than 67.
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Got Elden Ring on Christmas, and beat it on December 31st. Now I just need to get the DLC.
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Got Elden Ring on Christmas, and beat it on December 31st. Now I just need to get the DLC.
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The sexual tension between me and the person standing in front of the thing I want in the supermarket
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The sexual tension between me and the person standing in front of the thing I want in the supermarket
I love how ancient Greece was basically just a bunch of closeted homosexual men pretending to be straight while coming up with bullshit excuses to do gay shit. 10/10 societal structure.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love how ancient Greece was basically just a bunch of closeted homosexual men pretending to be straight while coming up with bullshit excuses to do gay shit. 10/10 societal structure.
After 3 months of having bangs again, I slowly but surely remembered why I've only had them once before: they're fucking obnoxious to maintain. Screw it, I'm letting them grow out.
I gave myself blunt bangs today and they look really good. It's crazy how something so simple can make you look more feminine.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
After 3 months of having bangs again, I slowly but surely remembered why I've only had them once before: they're fucking obnoxious to maintain. Screw it, I'm letting them grow out.
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just a heads up i got my shit drilled heavy af they just went to town on me like i experienced a live orchestra rendition of the SH1 soundtrack directly in my mouth and now im high on pain meds fr dont trust them toothmancers theyll fuck you up kids are right to be scared of them
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
just a heads up i got my shit drilled heavy af they just went to town on me like i experienced a live orchestra rendition of the SH1 soundtrack directly in my mouth and now im high on pain meds fr dont trust them toothmancers theyll fuck you up kids are right to be scared of them
I don't know if this is a hot take, but I think that texturing (using similarly-colored blocks to create the illusion of texture) in Minecraft builds looks like crap 99% of the time. It just looks messy and confusing, and only looks halfway decent from far away.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't know if this is a hot take, but I think that texturing (using similarly-colored blocks to create the illusion of texture) in Minecraft builds looks like crap 99% of the time. It just looks messy and confusing, and only looks halfway decent from far away.
I'm so sick of getting videos about Dispatch recommended to me. I don't care about the stupid edgy superhero game.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm so sick of getting videos about Dispatch recommended to me. I don't care about the stupid edgy superhero game.
Fun fact: There's a Greek fertility god named Priapus who has a foot-long schlong that's constantly erect. Yes, this is real.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fun fact: There's a Greek fertility god named Priapus who has a foot-long schlong that's constantly erect. Yes, this is real.
I finally listened to the entirety of Epic: The Musical. The songs already hit hard, but they hit even harder with full context.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I finally listened to the entirety of Epic: The Musical. The songs already hit hard, but they hit even harder with full context.
Bruh, Chiitan liked one of my posts, that's insane.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bruh, Chiitan liked one of my posts, that's insane.
I love when the protagonist and antagonist of a story have the same powers, but use them in different ways that reflect their personalities.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I love when the protagonist and antagonist of a story have the same powers, but use them in different ways that reflect their personalities.
I'm really sick of every LGBT character in media being a moral paragon meant to make non-queer people comfortable. Let queer characters be bad people.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm really sick of every LGBT character in media being a moral paragon meant to make non-queer people comfortable. Let queer characters be bad people.