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Brian Griffith
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Fleeing the birdsite before it burns down.
Look, everyone wants to remember Judy Boom for her Superbomb days, but the "Are You There, God? It's me, Megaton." promo shouldn't have disqualified her.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who negs her constantly, but is presumably dynamite between the sheets.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Especially when you fart.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Genuinely bonkers how many real world cities Toronto gets to stand in for.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I feel like they knew what they were getting, and probably were depending on it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm like trying to reconcile my feeling that when Hunter S. Thompson made himself the story it was great, but Nuzzi feels so tremendously self-indulgent. I'm telling myself that at least Thompson provided some much needed social commentary and his prose didn't drive me up a goddamn wall.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm seeing Bon Appetit recipe pages that say if you're wondering about doing an ingredient substitution, you should ask their AI.

I think nonsense is going to continue until shareholder va- er, *morale* improves.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I feel like we grossly underestimated how primed this kind of dude was for this sort of Skinner box.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Honestly a 40k dating sim where you don't know who's going to be a secret cultist, genestealer hybrid, heretek, undercover inquisitor etc. would be pretty great.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I keep looking for an excuse to put that ice cream van somewhere post-apocalyptic.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@voiceofkosh.bsky.social - Relevant to your interests.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And while we have no proof of this happening, it's entirely possible that he talked to the press secretary, who then went down the hall to Stephen Miller, and suddenly her brother's ex found herself in the crosshairs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There's something a bit Georgia O'Keeffe about it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You can take the guy outta Warhammer, but you can't take the Warhammer outta the guy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Eldar evolved from cats, Kroot evolved from birds, it's all Looney Tunes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hear rumors that in the Pacific Northwest there is a bear with red fur and a thing for board games.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I mean, if you wanna know if they faked the moon landing...
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm imagining this being uttered by a biblically accurate angel.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
(fix THAT, Mamdani)
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
who among us hasn't had a train delayed by skeleton warriors
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
All strips are now about gossip and Mario Kart.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The quality gradient on key lime pies is extremely wide, but when you get a good one they're very good.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Naw, keep the same cast, but completely different characters.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I guess they got the expert.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM