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Knotabot
@qbits4u.bsky.social
I'm everything you're looking for,... and less. That's all you're getting in my bio. If you want to know me more, you'll just have to do some reading, I guess. Thanks for stoppin' by!
Maybe he woke up one day and realized-
"Shit,... this thing isn't even a real truck!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At this point, booing anyone in the republican party is pretty much a civic responsibility.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I took a video of it. It's pretty funny. If I put a little bell on the tank inlet it would sound like a slot machine in jackpot mode. I'm not sure how to post videos in here so you'll just have to imagine it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Chuck, are you by any chance in the Epstein files?

Because right now it kinda seems like you might be in the Epstein files. Come on, you can tell me. I promise not to tell anyone.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I like nut grabber. Many nuts will just let you grab them. Especially if you're a celebrity.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I think this would work great for the ones on top that you can see, but there are voids in the turf that many acorns find their way into and if you add to that driving over it with a lawn tractor I think that they would be out of reach of a tool like this.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I forgot the pict.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I bet Schumer is in the Epstein files.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is an old photo, but let's face it, it's pretty timeless.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Notice The Pedophile giving the opposite of the Vulcan salute.

He doesn't want people to live long and prosper, he wants everyone to die young and broke.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
> I can feel a bunch more that I've missed after going over and over the same area a few times. Every one of those that are hiding is an acorn sized spot that grass won't grow.
I don't think I've ever done a more "I really need to get a life" type task in my life.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That's a good idea. I hadn't seen those, and they are definitely a bit cheaper than these things. My problem is that I just don't see any of these type of things working on the ones that get pretty deep in the turf where you can't see them. I've found if I vacuum with bare feet,>
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if Schumer might be in the Epstein files also.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Besides the obvious disgust from the crowd, why in God's name would he think that publicly repeating an oath that he breaks on daily basis would be a good idea.

Unless it's just some kind of a "Ha Ha! F**k you all AND the Constitution, I'm going to do whatever the Hell I want" kind of joke.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Also, billionaires NEED more and more people to survive. They are NOT self sufficient. With less and less people the billionaires will start to feed off of each other while competing for the limited amount of non-billionaires there are left to feed off of.
Starve the billionaires.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have to mow the lawn, so I can see the acorns that the riding mower has pushed deeper into the turf so that I can try to suck them up with a shop vac. They have been falling for about a month. I think they're done. This is about the 4th round of vacuuming I've done.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Might I suggest that in response to republicans trying to push for a national abortion ban, that hundreds of thousands of (particularly white) young men go out and get vasectomies.

This planet needs more people about as much as billionaires need more tax breaks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Cyber-Not-Even-Close-To-Being-a-Real-Truck.

The Subaru Brat was closer.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jeez, how many gloryhole's does one pair of undies need?
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
...and they wonder why they have so many empty pews.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It looks like a tardicake.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
2323 Stadium Dr. Kalamazoo, MI..
You can tell it's diminishing congregation of old white people who are desperate to bring in some young (probably preferably white) blood because they are all going to die off in the next 20 yrs.
OK, internet. Generate some names.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM