QAgog
@qagog.bsky.social
Pro-Ukraine. Pro-Democracy. Anti-Trump. American citizen living in the Midwest.
It is now officially Scotch Saturday.
I welcome you, even if your charcuterie board is
composed of Vienna sausage and Cheez Whiz.
I welcome you, even if your charcuterie board is
composed of Vienna sausage and Cheez Whiz.
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM
It is now officially Scotch Saturday.
I welcome you, even if your charcuterie board is
composed of Vienna sausage and Cheez Whiz.
I welcome you, even if your charcuterie board is
composed of Vienna sausage and Cheez Whiz.
If, sometime between now and 2028, we manage to
remove Trump and his sociopathic pack from power,
those of us who claim to be at all left-of-center will
have to reconcile our adherence to equality with the
realization that a huge number of stupid people put
a large number of shitasses in power.
remove Trump and his sociopathic pack from power,
those of us who claim to be at all left-of-center will
have to reconcile our adherence to equality with the
realization that a huge number of stupid people put
a large number of shitasses in power.
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 AM
If, sometime between now and 2028, we manage to
remove Trump and his sociopathic pack from power,
those of us who claim to be at all left-of-center will
have to reconcile our adherence to equality with the
realization that a huge number of stupid people put
a large number of shitasses in power.
remove Trump and his sociopathic pack from power,
those of us who claim to be at all left-of-center will
have to reconcile our adherence to equality with the
realization that a huge number of stupid people put
a large number of shitasses in power.
I'm not a part-time lounge singer who investigates
cold cases in his spare time, but I play one on TV.
They cancelled our show because the writers refused
to come up with a storyline involving the Biden crime
family.
Goodbye, "YesterVegas".
cold cases in his spare time, but I play one on TV.
They cancelled our show because the writers refused
to come up with a storyline involving the Biden crime
family.
Goodbye, "YesterVegas".
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I'm not a part-time lounge singer who investigates
cold cases in his spare time, but I play one on TV.
They cancelled our show because the writers refused
to come up with a storyline involving the Biden crime
family.
Goodbye, "YesterVegas".
cold cases in his spare time, but I play one on TV.
They cancelled our show because the writers refused
to come up with a storyline involving the Biden crime
family.
Goodbye, "YesterVegas".
I'm not an ex-con living in a halfway house, but I tell
women I am. I do so to test how sincere and grounded
they are.
What's that, you say? "How's that working out?"
It beats telling women I am a Minnesota Republican.
women I am. I do so to test how sincere and grounded
they are.
What's that, you say? "How's that working out?"
It beats telling women I am a Minnesota Republican.
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I'm not an ex-con living in a halfway house, but I tell
women I am. I do so to test how sincere and grounded
they are.
What's that, you say? "How's that working out?"
It beats telling women I am a Minnesota Republican.
women I am. I do so to test how sincere and grounded
they are.
What's that, you say? "How's that working out?"
It beats telling women I am a Minnesota Republican.
I'm not a small, funny extraterrestial, but I play one
on TV. They cancelled our show because the writers
wouldn't move my secret underground hideout from
Union City, New Jersey, to Greenland.
Goodbye, "Ognid, The Anti-Matter Dingo".
on TV. They cancelled our show because the writers
wouldn't move my secret underground hideout from
Union City, New Jersey, to Greenland.
Goodbye, "Ognid, The Anti-Matter Dingo".
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I'm not a small, funny extraterrestial, but I play one
on TV. They cancelled our show because the writers
wouldn't move my secret underground hideout from
Union City, New Jersey, to Greenland.
Goodbye, "Ognid, The Anti-Matter Dingo".
on TV. They cancelled our show because the writers
wouldn't move my secret underground hideout from
Union City, New Jersey, to Greenland.
Goodbye, "Ognid, The Anti-Matter Dingo".
I'm not an Iranian cleric, but I play one on TV.
Most people don't appreciate the humor on our
show. Take my wife - PUUH-LEEZE!
Anyway, they are cancelling us because we
wouldn't call for the death of protesters.
Goodbye, "Shecky And The Mullah".
Most people don't appreciate the humor on our
show. Take my wife - PUUH-LEEZE!
Anyway, they are cancelling us because we
wouldn't call for the death of protesters.
Goodbye, "Shecky And The Mullah".
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I'm not an Iranian cleric, but I play one on TV.
Most people don't appreciate the humor on our
show. Take my wife - PUUH-LEEZE!
Anyway, they are cancelling us because we
wouldn't call for the death of protesters.
Goodbye, "Shecky And The Mullah".
Most people don't appreciate the humor on our
show. Take my wife - PUUH-LEEZE!
Anyway, they are cancelling us because we
wouldn't call for the death of protesters.
Goodbye, "Shecky And The Mullah".
Jonathan Ross and the initials "J. R."
To all who are about to become parents: If your family
name begins with an "R", do NOT give any of your children
a first name that begins with "J".
To all who are about to become parents: If your family
name begins with an "R", do NOT give any of your children
a first name that begins with "J".
January 12, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Jonathan Ross and the initials "J. R."
To all who are about to become parents: If your family
name begins with an "R", do NOT give any of your children
a first name that begins with "J".
To all who are about to become parents: If your family
name begins with an "R", do NOT give any of your children
a first name that begins with "J".
Red State Syndrome
Poorer, more dangerous, less literate, sicker.
Feel sorry for them. Don't hate them.
Poorer, more dangerous, less literate, sicker.
Feel sorry for them. Don't hate them.
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Red State Syndrome
Poorer, more dangerous, less literate, sicker.
Feel sorry for them. Don't hate them.
Poorer, more dangerous, less literate, sicker.
Feel sorry for them. Don't hate them.
Venezuela. EPSTEIN.
Greenland. EPSTEIN.
Minnesota. EPSTEIN.
E-P-S-T-E-I-N-!-!-!-!
Greenland. EPSTEIN.
Minnesota. EPSTEIN.
E-P-S-T-E-I-N-!-!-!-!
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Venezuela. EPSTEIN.
Greenland. EPSTEIN.
Minnesota. EPSTEIN.
E-P-S-T-E-I-N-!-!-!-!
Greenland. EPSTEIN.
Minnesota. EPSTEIN.
E-P-S-T-E-I-N-!-!-!-!
I'm not a black female action hero, but I play one on
TV, and they are cancelling our show because the
writers wouldn't move my character in a Candace
Owens direction.
Goodbye, "Jaquie Hawke".
TV, and they are cancelling our show because the
writers wouldn't move my character in a Candace
Owens direction.
Goodbye, "Jaquie Hawke".
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I'm not a black female action hero, but I play one on
TV, and they are cancelling our show because the
writers wouldn't move my character in a Candace
Owens direction.
Goodbye, "Jaquie Hawke".
TV, and they are cancelling our show because the
writers wouldn't move my character in a Candace
Owens direction.
Goodbye, "Jaquie Hawke".
I'm not a member of an Illuminati death squad, but
I play one on TV, and they are cancelling our show
because it isn't "dark" enough to match current events.
Goodbye, "Hunters of the Rusted Moon".
I play one on TV, and they are cancelling our show
because it isn't "dark" enough to match current events.
Goodbye, "Hunters of the Rusted Moon".
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I'm not a member of an Illuminati death squad, but
I play one on TV, and they are cancelling our show
because it isn't "dark" enough to match current events.
Goodbye, "Hunters of the Rusted Moon".
I play one on TV, and they are cancelling our show
because it isn't "dark" enough to match current events.
Goodbye, "Hunters of the Rusted Moon".
ON THE INTERNAL EXILE OF THE AMERICANS
If you are an American citizen, what opinion is it that
you are afraid to express? I don't expect you to post
an answer. Just think about it. You would probably
hate mine.
If you are an American citizen, what opinion is it that
you are afraid to express? I don't expect you to post
an answer. Just think about it. You would probably
hate mine.
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
ON THE INTERNAL EXILE OF THE AMERICANS
If you are an American citizen, what opinion is it that
you are afraid to express? I don't expect you to post
an answer. Just think about it. You would probably
hate mine.
If you are an American citizen, what opinion is it that
you are afraid to express? I don't expect you to post
an answer. Just think about it. You would probably
hate mine.
Liberals, 1970-2000: Western Civilisation is a cancer,
so beware.
Liberals, 2000-2020: Africans created Western Civilisation,
so be grateful.
Liberals, 2025: How did we lose the 2024 election.
BECAUSE you are delusional sticks of dip who took money
from the same people who backed Trump. Fuck you.
so beware.
Liberals, 2000-2020: Africans created Western Civilisation,
so be grateful.
Liberals, 2025: How did we lose the 2024 election.
BECAUSE you are delusional sticks of dip who took money
from the same people who backed Trump. Fuck you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Liberals, 1970-2000: Western Civilisation is a cancer,
so beware.
Liberals, 2000-2020: Africans created Western Civilisation,
so be grateful.
Liberals, 2025: How did we lose the 2024 election.
BECAUSE you are delusional sticks of dip who took money
from the same people who backed Trump. Fuck you.
so beware.
Liberals, 2000-2020: Africans created Western Civilisation,
so be grateful.
Liberals, 2025: How did we lose the 2024 election.
BECAUSE you are delusional sticks of dip who took money
from the same people who backed Trump. Fuck you.
New Word Of The Day
ENTROPOCULTIC: The practices societies engage in to
hide the methods used to handle the waste by-products
of human production and consumption (such as the dirty
dumpsters in the alleys where the ass-ends of buildings
converge).
ENTROPOCULTIC: The practices societies engage in to
hide the methods used to handle the waste by-products
of human production and consumption (such as the dirty
dumpsters in the alleys where the ass-ends of buildings
converge).
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New Word Of The Day
ENTROPOCULTIC: The practices societies engage in to
hide the methods used to handle the waste by-products
of human production and consumption (such as the dirty
dumpsters in the alleys where the ass-ends of buildings
converge).
ENTROPOCULTIC: The practices societies engage in to
hide the methods used to handle the waste by-products
of human production and consumption (such as the dirty
dumpsters in the alleys where the ass-ends of buildings
converge).
TRUMP RADIO ALPHABET CONTEST
I'll start it off:
A - AVARICE
B - BRIBERY
C - CORRUPTION
Send in your entries for any letter, including the first 3.
I, AND ONLY I, will determine the winners. No prizes,
except for an acknowledgement.
I'll start it off:
A - AVARICE
B - BRIBERY
C - CORRUPTION
Send in your entries for any letter, including the first 3.
I, AND ONLY I, will determine the winners. No prizes,
except for an acknowledgement.
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TRUMP RADIO ALPHABET CONTEST
I'll start it off:
A - AVARICE
B - BRIBERY
C - CORRUPTION
Send in your entries for any letter, including the first 3.
I, AND ONLY I, will determine the winners. No prizes,
except for an acknowledgement.
I'll start it off:
A - AVARICE
B - BRIBERY
C - CORRUPTION
Send in your entries for any letter, including the first 3.
I, AND ONLY I, will determine the winners. No prizes,
except for an acknowledgement.
Another charge against Trump:
He has done NOTHING to protect us from the onslaught
of the CHUPERCABER, a creature slowly destroying our
maple trees, and therefore our beloved breakfast syrup.
He has done NOTHING to protect us from the onslaught
of the CHUPERCABER, a creature slowly destroying our
maple trees, and therefore our beloved breakfast syrup.
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Another charge against Trump:
He has done NOTHING to protect us from the onslaught
of the CHUPERCABER, a creature slowly destroying our
maple trees, and therefore our beloved breakfast syrup.
He has done NOTHING to protect us from the onslaught
of the CHUPERCABER, a creature slowly destroying our
maple trees, and therefore our beloved breakfast syrup.
THE ANGRY RED CLOSET (with apologies to the cast
of "Angry Red Planet").
Just how many repressed, enraged gay men are there
in the leadership levels of the modern Republican Party,
from the state level on up?
Stop screwing the country. It's OKAY, you can come out.
of "Angry Red Planet").
Just how many repressed, enraged gay men are there
in the leadership levels of the modern Republican Party,
from the state level on up?
Stop screwing the country. It's OKAY, you can come out.
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
THE ANGRY RED CLOSET (with apologies to the cast
of "Angry Red Planet").
Just how many repressed, enraged gay men are there
in the leadership levels of the modern Republican Party,
from the state level on up?
Stop screwing the country. It's OKAY, you can come out.
of "Angry Red Planet").
Just how many repressed, enraged gay men are there
in the leadership levels of the modern Republican Party,
from the state level on up?
Stop screwing the country. It's OKAY, you can come out.
THE MITCHMATCH (a la former Indiana Governor
Mitch Daniels)
The unspoken belief that no human organization
or institution makes sense unless it is so structured
as to provide uneven distribution of benefits. The
MINIMUM being 50% of benefits to 10% of the
recipients.
Mitch Daniels)
The unspoken belief that no human organization
or institution makes sense unless it is so structured
as to provide uneven distribution of benefits. The
MINIMUM being 50% of benefits to 10% of the
recipients.
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
THE MITCHMATCH (a la former Indiana Governor
Mitch Daniels)
The unspoken belief that no human organization
or institution makes sense unless it is so structured
as to provide uneven distribution of benefits. The
MINIMUM being 50% of benefits to 10% of the
recipients.
Mitch Daniels)
The unspoken belief that no human organization
or institution makes sense unless it is so structured
as to provide uneven distribution of benefits. The
MINIMUM being 50% of benefits to 10% of the
recipients.
New Word Of The Day
ASTAKUANDO
A new martial art invented by a member of the
Cuban-American community in New Jersey.
You believe me, don't you?
ASTAKUANDO
A new martial art invented by a member of the
Cuban-American community in New Jersey.
You believe me, don't you?
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
New Word Of The Day
ASTAKUANDO
A new martial art invented by a member of the
Cuban-American community in New Jersey.
You believe me, don't you?
ASTAKUANDO
A new martial art invented by a member of the
Cuban-American community in New Jersey.
You believe me, don't you?
On Greenland, maybe Trump is planning for a bigger version of Guantanamo, or some "refugium", for a select few, from global warming. More likely, he has some incomprehensible lunatic urge masquerading as a rationale. My apologies to Groenlandia.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
On Greenland, maybe Trump is planning for a bigger version of Guantanamo, or some "refugium", for a select few, from global warming. More likely, he has some incomprehensible lunatic urge masquerading as a rationale. My apologies to Groenlandia.
New Toponym Of The Day
ALLESABI: The region of the United States from the
Alleghenies to the Mesabi Range.
Go Green Bay (again)
ALLESABI: The region of the United States from the
Alleghenies to the Mesabi Range.
Go Green Bay (again)
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New Toponym Of The Day
ALLESABI: The region of the United States from the
Alleghenies to the Mesabi Range.
Go Green Bay (again)
ALLESABI: The region of the United States from the
Alleghenies to the Mesabi Range.
Go Green Bay (again)
New Toponym Of The Day
PENTALAC: Denoting the area of the Great Lakes Basin, in
both the United States and Canada.
Go Green Bay.
PENTALAC: Denoting the area of the Great Lakes Basin, in
both the United States and Canada.
Go Green Bay.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
New Toponym Of The Day
PENTALAC: Denoting the area of the Great Lakes Basin, in
both the United States and Canada.
Go Green Bay.
PENTALAC: Denoting the area of the Great Lakes Basin, in
both the United States and Canada.
Go Green Bay.
New Word Of The Day
CLENCHMARK: Any fashion choice, speech pattern, hygiene
failure, behavior, intellectual limitation, obsession or posturing
that, in the eyes of the observer, renders an individual
unsuitable as a spouse, lover or friend.
CLENCHMARK: Any fashion choice, speech pattern, hygiene
failure, behavior, intellectual limitation, obsession or posturing
that, in the eyes of the observer, renders an individual
unsuitable as a spouse, lover or friend.
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
New Word Of The Day
CLENCHMARK: Any fashion choice, speech pattern, hygiene
failure, behavior, intellectual limitation, obsession or posturing
that, in the eyes of the observer, renders an individual
unsuitable as a spouse, lover or friend.
CLENCHMARK: Any fashion choice, speech pattern, hygiene
failure, behavior, intellectual limitation, obsession or posturing
that, in the eyes of the observer, renders an individual
unsuitable as a spouse, lover or friend.