PyroMancyr
@pyromancyr.bsky.social
Just another black sheep trying to gather my flock.
I can only teach that which I have learned
I can only teach that which I have learned
Funny. Considering how politicians like to screw the American public, I would have thought that the opposite was true, that politics was sex work. 😂
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Funny. Considering how politicians like to screw the American public, I would have thought that the opposite was true, that politics was sex work. 😂
If I'm alone, point me toward the coasters!
If I'm NOT alone...
Wellll ...... It's amazing what you can get away with inside a dark ride 😉😈
If I'm NOT alone...
Wellll ...... It's amazing what you can get away with inside a dark ride 😉😈
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If I'm alone, point me toward the coasters!
If I'm NOT alone...
Wellll ...... It's amazing what you can get away with inside a dark ride 😉😈
If I'm NOT alone...
Wellll ...... It's amazing what you can get away with inside a dark ride 😉😈
Everyone who was paying attention saw it coming.
I mean, think about it:
They treat the American public (at least those of us whose annual income can't compete with the GDP of small countries) like petulant children, all while finding new and creative ways to screw us.
I mean, think about it:
They treat the American public (at least those of us whose annual income can't compete with the GDP of small countries) like petulant children, all while finding new and creative ways to screw us.
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Everyone who was paying attention saw it coming.
I mean, think about it:
They treat the American public (at least those of us whose annual income can't compete with the GDP of small countries) like petulant children, all while finding new and creative ways to screw us.
I mean, think about it:
They treat the American public (at least those of us whose annual income can't compete with the GDP of small countries) like petulant children, all while finding new and creative ways to screw us.
Yep. Definitely a trap. Just knock out the bard and move quickly. 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yep. Definitely a trap. Just knock out the bard and move quickly. 🤣
No need for the scepticism. It's nothing that can't be solved with a few well-placed bolts of lightning.
Hint, hint.
Hint, hint.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
No need for the scepticism. It's nothing that can't be solved with a few well-placed bolts of lightning.
Hint, hint.
Hint, hint.
You have to have an appreciation for the classics.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
You have to have an appreciation for the classics.
Oh, I can. But it would require at least a base knowledge of nerd culture, and very little shame about it 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh, I can. But it would require at least a base knowledge of nerd culture, and very little shame about it 🤣
I might be a little greedy and keep you all to myself, at least at first. But, if you want me to share, I might be convinced. 😉
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I might be a little greedy and keep you all to myself, at least at first. But, if you want me to share, I might be convinced. 😉
Best breakfast spread I've seen 😏
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Best breakfast spread I've seen 😏
Nut worthy might take a few dates love... I like to get to know my prey first 😉
Kidding, love. At least, about the prey thing 😁
Kidding, love. At least, about the prey thing 😁
January 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nut worthy might take a few dates love... I like to get to know my prey first 😉
Kidding, love. At least, about the prey thing 😁
Kidding, love. At least, about the prey thing 😁
Well. Love your content so far and no, no ham-fisted attempts to hit on you.... Maybe some light flirting, but..... 🤷
...and absolutely no comments about being okay with spending the next several days trying to get all the glitter out of my moustache and goatee 😂😉
...and absolutely no comments about being okay with spending the next several days trying to get all the glitter out of my moustache and goatee 😂😉
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Well. Love your content so far and no, no ham-fisted attempts to hit on you.... Maybe some light flirting, but..... 🤷
...and absolutely no comments about being okay with spending the next several days trying to get all the glitter out of my moustache and goatee 😂😉
...and absolutely no comments about being okay with spending the next several days trying to get all the glitter out of my moustache and goatee 😂😉
Hehehe. I might have to be careful then. I wouldn't want you to start begging for mercy before I get down to your thighs and start massaging the outside, while kissing along the inside ... 😈
January 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hehehe. I might have to be careful then. I wouldn't want you to start begging for mercy before I get down to your thighs and start massaging the outside, while kissing along the inside ... 😈
I don't know, love .. you might be a bit overdressed for that seat. 😉😈
January 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't know, love .. you might be a bit overdressed for that seat. 😉😈
I always know how to warm up.. but if you're not careful, I might end up melting your bones before we get to the main event... And I won't know if kisses along your spine will help cool you down, or only set you on fire.. 😉
January 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I always know how to warm up.. but if you're not careful, I might end up melting your bones before we get to the main event... And I won't know if kisses along your spine will help cool you down, or only set you on fire.. 😉
Maybe I should start where you feel the most tense... Work the area slow and deep.... Where am I starting? 😉
January 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Maybe I should start where you feel the most tense... Work the area slow and deep.... Where am I starting? 😉
A perfect excuse to give you a long, slow, full body massage 😉
January 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A perfect excuse to give you a long, slow, full body massage 😉