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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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Pip pip an' cheerio! Time for tea!
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
// Everyone's yelling at me again 🙂‍↕️
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by —— 𝓟𝐘𝐑𝐎 ༉‧₊˚.
spooky❥

i hate this banter i hate pyro and pyros pyro
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Maybe this parentin' thing ain't so hard.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A gran—

......GILF..
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
C'mon, Logan..! Lemme crisp him up..! C'mon..!! Lookit him an' his dumb face!!

With his sports cars and fancy money! Let me kill him!
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"He ain't someone I can't get! We're goin' steady, thanks!"

"Just won't let me hit 'cause somethin' blows up when I get too excited."
"Man, why are you so high strung? You gotta appreciate stuff in life or you'll drown in big things you can't so anything about. Can you bang that dude? Or are you just bitching and crying about a guy you can't get?"
"Blah blah blah. Sheesh, always knew you were the annoyin' type. Just never cared to find out just HOW annoyin' ya were...an' over fuckin' pigeons, mate??? Hellllll..."
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The guy who thinks he's better than me on account of makin' his own fire!?

Oh, I'll show him. Sure he can make his flames, but I'm the one who bends fire to my will..! I'm gonna extinguish that brat an' send his mangled corpse back to that sis of his!
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
LOGAN?! YOUR FUCKIN' SON IS FUCKIN' THE HUMAN TORCH?!

THAT PRISSY RICH BASTARD OF FUCKASS PIECE OF FLAMIN' SHIT?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Least I ain't like that good for nothin' Torch fucker. Guy's covered in flames. Damn hazard, he is.

A downright prick, too. Johnny fuckin' Storm. What I wouldn't do to blast his ass straight to space. Let his flames die out an' him with 'em..!
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"Blah blah blah. Sheesh, always knew you were the annoyin' type. Just never cared to find out just HOW annoyin' ya were...an' over fuckin' pigeons, mate??? Hellllll..."
"Dude, they are basically house cats. We domesticated them so hard they can't leave cause nature would ruin them. You know they mate for life? These little guys rule."
"Fuck I care about a pigeon, mate? Place is crawlin' with those winged rats..! Sure I like me a cute critter but those things?! Roastin' 'em..!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It HURTS.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So hard it hurts...
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"Fuck I care about a pigeon, mate? Place is crawlin' with those winged rats..! Sure I like me a cute critter but those things?! Roastin' 'em..!"
"Hey yeah I know but man, the pigeons can hear you."
"You?! Get outta 'ere, Spider. I ain't talkin' to you!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm HORNY for that OLD FUCK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm writin' a Christmas book.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"You?! Get outta 'ere, Spider. I ain't talkin' to you!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Suck it. Bounce on it. All of the above and then some.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I need to fuck that old man...
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reposted by —— 𝓟𝐘𝐑𝐎 ༉‧₊˚.
spooky❥

lemme post the one i made for pyro (both??? pyros???) shut up
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by —— 𝓟𝐘𝐑𝐎 ༉‧₊˚.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's perfectly fine & healthy!

& Seated at his laptop, vigorously typing.

"Deck My Halls? Jingle My Bells? Naughty Or Nice? A White Christmas-- If ya catch my drift 'ere.."

"Down Through My Chimney?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fucker—!
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Yeah. Right 'ere an' now, mate.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Son-
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM