Ryan M.
@pvtpotatopants.bsky.social
Musician, slave to capitalism, professional weiner slinger, and pickling enthusiast. Among other things, of course.
I will block any and all cold call DMs.
I will block any and all cold call DMs.
Be safe out there, folks!
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Be safe out there, folks!
A bar is only classy when the mirrors are imaginary.
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A bar is only classy when the mirrors are imaginary.
Rare, pre-covid burgers. Taste the world of the great before!
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rare, pre-covid burgers. Taste the world of the great before!
He's looking at me 🫣
March 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
He's looking at me 🫣
Day job got you down? Tired of hearing properly?
Have I got the thing for you!
Have I got the thing for you!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Day job got you down? Tired of hearing properly?
Have I got the thing for you!
Have I got the thing for you!
I shared this old tweet on my FB. No added text or anything.
It got labeled as false information?
It got labeled as false information?
March 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I shared this old tweet on my FB. No added text or anything.
It got labeled as false information?
It got labeled as false information?
Addiction is terrible.
February 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Addiction is terrible.
Open mic at North Country Brewing, Slippery Rock PA
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Open mic at North Country Brewing, Slippery Rock PA
A good friend of mine, who lives close to DC, sent me this tonight.
Just something to think about.
Just something to think about.
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A good friend of mine, who lives close to DC, sent me this tonight.
Just something to think about.
Just something to think about.
Pro tip: While cooking, do not stage spices with your Mini M&M's or blindly ingest said cooking fuel like a shot.
You will regret it. 🥵
You will regret it. 🥵
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pro tip: While cooking, do not stage spices with your Mini M&M's or blindly ingest said cooking fuel like a shot.
You will regret it. 🥵
You will regret it. 🥵
In what world do I need an app to remind me how much I've spent on their Chinese Takeout?
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
In what world do I need an app to remind me how much I've spent on their Chinese Takeout?
Turn off the news for a bit and do something you love. It helps.
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Turn off the news for a bit and do something you love. It helps.
Hey, look, something good happened today.
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hey, look, something good happened today.
My coworkers are giddy.
Sometimes, I hate it here.
Sometimes, I hate it here.
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My coworkers are giddy.
Sometimes, I hate it here.
Sometimes, I hate it here.
I'm sure these bottles are specifically designed to make you fight for your ketchup.
January 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm sure these bottles are specifically designed to make you fight for your ketchup.
These are the days that I appreciate the person who decided traction control can be turned off.
January 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
These are the days that I appreciate the person who decided traction control can be turned off.
Liquid gold, my friends.
January 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Liquid gold, my friends.
Anyone else suddenly craving a Billy Beer?
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Anyone else suddenly craving a Billy Beer?