Ryan M.
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pvtpotatopants.bsky.social
Ryan M.
@pvtpotatopants.bsky.social
Musician, slave to capitalism, professional weiner slinger, and pickling enthusiast. Among other things, of course.

I will block any and all cold call DMs.
Be safe out there, folks!
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A bar is only classy when the mirrors are imaginary.
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🤣
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ahhh 😍
April 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
::manic laughter::
April 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Rare, pre-covid burgers. Taste the world of the great before!
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He's looking at me 🫣
March 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
🤣
March 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Day job got you down? Tired of hearing properly?

Have I got the thing for you!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🧐
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I shared this old tweet on my FB. No added text or anything.

It got labeled as false information?
March 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
🧐
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Addiction is terrible.
February 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Open mic at North Country Brewing, Slippery Rock PA
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh heeeyyyyy!
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A good friend of mine, who lives close to DC, sent me this tonight.

Just something to think about.
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Pro tip: While cooking, do not stage spices with your Mini M&M's or blindly ingest said cooking fuel like a shot.

You will regret it. 🥵
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In what world do I need an app to remind me how much I've spent on their Chinese Takeout?
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Turn off the news for a bit and do something you love. It helps.
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hey, look, something good happened today.
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My coworkers are giddy.

Sometimes, I hate it here.
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm sure these bottles are specifically designed to make you fight for your ketchup.
January 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These are the days that I appreciate the person who decided traction control can be turned off.
January 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Liquid gold, my friends.
January 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Anyone else suddenly craving a Billy Beer?
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM