Adam Ford
@puttyhead.bsky.social
Someone once said that i was a writer. Huh. Maybe.
If so, you can buy all of my books from IndieBound and support a local independent bookstore.
https://bookshop.org/contributors/adam-b-ford
If so, you can buy all of my books from IndieBound and support a local independent bookstore.
https://bookshop.org/contributors/adam-b-ford
“Maybe the butler DIDN’T do it.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Maybe the butler DIDN’T do it.”
JESUS, Chris, what’s with the cross?
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
JESUS, Chris, what’s with the cross?
Pulling a Homer. (D’oh!)
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pulling a Homer. (D’oh!)
Because everybody is stupid except us.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Because everybody is stupid except us.
Someone needs to make a movie where all of the characters slowly increase the speed of their walking/running as the film plays out.
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Someone needs to make a movie where all of the characters slowly increase the speed of their walking/running as the film plays out.
Leech Robert Rhombus Trousers
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Leech Robert Rhombus Trousers
Mmmm.... celebrity parsnips....
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Mmmm.... celebrity parsnips....
I pay real people real money to draw real illustrations for my self-published books. Fuck that computer-generated garbage.
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I pay real people real money to draw real illustrations for my self-published books. Fuck that computer-generated garbage.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it was the cliché that killed him!
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it was the cliché that killed him!
I see you when you’re sleeping, and now you don’t exist, OH! There you are again!
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I see you when you’re sleeping, and now you don’t exist, OH! There you are again!
Can i amateurcrastinate?
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can i amateurcrastinate?
Manic Depression - Roger C. Miller
Kiss Them For Me - Anna Nalick
Renegades of Funk - R.A.T.M.
Pictures of Matchstick Men - The Slickee Boys
Kiss Them For Me - Anna Nalick
Renegades of Funk - R.A.T.M.
Pictures of Matchstick Men - The Slickee Boys
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Manic Depression - Roger C. Miller
Kiss Them For Me - Anna Nalick
Renegades of Funk - R.A.T.M.
Pictures of Matchstick Men - The Slickee Boys
Kiss Them For Me - Anna Nalick
Renegades of Funk - R.A.T.M.
Pictures of Matchstick Men - The Slickee Boys
Fight The Power - Barenaked Ladies
T.N.K - 801 Live
I’m Down - Adrian Belew
Secret Agent Man - The Plugz
Tears of a Clown - The English Beat
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Angelique Kidjo
Roadhouse Blue - Los Lonely Boys
Sing, Sing, Sing - Los Straitjackets
Tainted Love - Imelda May
T.N.K - 801 Live
I’m Down - Adrian Belew
Secret Agent Man - The Plugz
Tears of a Clown - The English Beat
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Angelique Kidjo
Roadhouse Blue - Los Lonely Boys
Sing, Sing, Sing - Los Straitjackets
Tainted Love - Imelda May
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fight The Power - Barenaked Ladies
T.N.K - 801 Live
I’m Down - Adrian Belew
Secret Agent Man - The Plugz
Tears of a Clown - The English Beat
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Angelique Kidjo
Roadhouse Blue - Los Lonely Boys
Sing, Sing, Sing - Los Straitjackets
Tainted Love - Imelda May
T.N.K - 801 Live
I’m Down - Adrian Belew
Secret Agent Man - The Plugz
Tears of a Clown - The English Beat
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - Angelique Kidjo
Roadhouse Blue - Los Lonely Boys
Sing, Sing, Sing - Los Straitjackets
Tainted Love - Imelda May
My mother used to take all of the crumbs of leftover cereals that us kids wouldn’t eat (various Chex, corn flakes, shredded wheat, etc.), dump them all in melted chocolate, stick ’em in lumps on waxed paper to cool and voila, treats!.
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My mother used to take all of the crumbs of leftover cereals that us kids wouldn’t eat (various Chex, corn flakes, shredded wheat, etc.), dump them all in melted chocolate, stick ’em in lumps on waxed paper to cool and voila, treats!.
Gold prison bars. I mean, TELL them that they’re solid gold, but just spray paint the iron.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Gold prison bars. I mean, TELL them that they’re solid gold, but just spray paint the iron.
Never underestimate the power of being pissed off at something or someone.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Never underestimate the power of being pissed off at something or someone.
Yeah, someday i’ll getcha to illustrate one of my books....
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yeah, someday i’ll getcha to illustrate one of my books....