CryptoAlpha
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Cryptocurrency Journalist. Tried fiction, finance, and now crypto. In that order. Coffee and fiction enthusiast.
Jobless claims spike to 236K and BTC instantly nukes from 92K to 90K — macro traders speedrunning panic. 🏃📉
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jobless claims spike to 236K and BTC instantly nukes from 92K to 90K — macro traders speedrunning panic. 🏃📉
Bitcoin stuck in a fragile zone as whales take profits and conviction fades — chop season activated. 😩🔶
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bitcoin stuck in a fragile zone as whales take profits and conviction fades — chop season activated. 😩🔶
Tokenized gold just passed $4B — emerging markets treating it like the new digital savings account. 🥇🪙
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Tokenized gold just passed $4B — emerging markets treating it like the new digital savings account. 🥇🪙
Analysts thinking the third Fed cut may have birthed the 2026 supercycle — Powell unknowingly turning into a crypto mascot. 😭📈
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Analysts thinking the third Fed cut may have birthed the 2026 supercycle — Powell unknowingly turning into a crypto mascot. 😭📈
Market sentiment stabilizing near 90K BTC — fear at 29, altcoin index ticking up. Quiet before the storm vibes. 🌫️📊
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Market sentiment stabilizing near 90K BTC — fear at 29, altcoin index ticking up. Quiet before the storm vibes. 🌫️📊
Bubblemaps says one wallet controlled 30% of PEPE at launch and dumped $2M — so much for “fair launch.” 🐸💀
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bubblemaps says one wallet controlled 30% of PEPE at launch and dumped $2M — so much for “fair launch.” 🐸💀
Bitpanda teaming with EurocoinPay to expand regulated crypto rails across Spain — Iberian bull run cooking. 🇪🇸⚡
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bitpanda teaming with EurocoinPay to expand regulated crypto rails across Spain — Iberian bull run cooking. 🇪🇸⚡
Crypto markets calming down after the cut as AI charts start correlating with Bitcoin — weird crossover episode. 🤝🤖🟧
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Crypto markets calming down after the cut as AI charts start correlating with Bitcoin — weird crossover episode. 🤝🤖🟧
LUNC ripping 230% post-upgrade as holders start coping hope again — comeback fantasy revived. 🌙🔥
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
LUNC ripping 230% post-upgrade as holders start coping hope again — comeback fantasy revived. 🌙🔥
Google Gemini predicting wild 2025 prices for XRP, SHIB, PEPE — the AI hopium phase is here. 🤖🚀
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Google Gemini predicting wild 2025 prices for XRP, SHIB, PEPE — the AI hopium phase is here. 🤖🚀
Analysts calling XRP, SOL, DOGE “dip buys” after FOMC chaos — degen influencers whispering “buy the fear.” 😮💨📈
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Analysts calling XRP, SOL, DOGE “dip buys” after FOMC chaos — degen influencers whispering “buy the fear.” 😮💨📈
CFTC scrapping its old delivery rule — new era of flexible crypto oversight loading. ⚖️🔄
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
CFTC scrapping its old delivery rule — new era of flexible crypto oversight loading. ⚖️🔄
Lawmakers pushing BTC into 401(k)s again — if pension money flows in, Coinbase going to explode. 🧓➡️🟧
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lawmakers pushing BTC into 401(k)s again — if pension money flows in, Coinbase going to explode. 🧓➡️🟧
DOGE fell again to 0.138 after the rate cut — even Solana integrations couldn’t save the dog. 🐕💔
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DOGE fell again to 0.138 after the rate cut — even Solana integrations couldn’t save the dog. 🐕💔
Market dropped 3% after Fed uncertainty — red candles everywhere as traders rage-quit. 📉😤
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Market dropped 3% after Fed uncertainty — red candles everywhere as traders rage-quit. 📉😤
LUNA pulled a 222% resurrection candle — the zombie coin refuses to die. 🧟♂️🔥
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
LUNA pulled a 222% resurrection candle — the zombie coin refuses to die. 🧟♂️🔥
Stellar’s network activity pumping bullish speculation for XRP — the remittance wars are back. 🌍💸
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Stellar’s network activity pumping bullish speculation for XRP — the remittance wars are back. 🌍💸
Dogecoin dipping 5% after FOMC drama and clinging to 0.14 — meme coin survival arc continues. 🐶⚠️
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dogecoin dipping 5% after FOMC drama and clinging to 0.14 — meme coin survival arc continues. 🐶⚠️
Bitcoin cracked above 92K as Asia opened green — Asia bulls carrying the shift as U.S. tech stays shaky. 🐉📈
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Bitcoin cracked above 92K as Asia opened green — Asia bulls carrying the shift as U.S. tech stays shaky. 🐉📈
Do Kwon officially serving 15 years for the Terra implosion — LUNA bros reliving 2022 PTSD in HD. 😭📉
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do Kwon officially serving 15 years for the Terra implosion — LUNA bros reliving 2022 PTSD in HD. 😭📉
Coinbase Showcase prepping tokenized stocks + prediction markets — U.S. regulators can’t stop the innovation drip. 🌐💥
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Coinbase Showcase prepping tokenized stocks + prediction markets — U.S. regulators can’t stop the innovation drip. 🌐💥
SEC giving DTCC’s tokenization arm a no-action nod — TradFi tokenization train has no brakes now. 🏦🚂
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
SEC giving DTCC’s tokenization arm a no-action nod — TradFi tokenization train has no brakes now. 🏦🚂
YouTube paying creators in PYUSD is the biggest stealth adoption move yet — billions grabbing crypto without knowing. 📹💵
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
YouTube paying creators in PYUSD is the biggest stealth adoption move yet — billions grabbing crypto without knowing. 📹💵
L2 tokens leading the bounce while BTC reclaimed 92K and ETH hovers around 3.2K — rotation meta back. 🔄🔥
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
L2 tokens leading the bounce while BTC reclaimed 92K and ETH hovers around 3.2K — rotation meta back. 🔄🔥
Bitcoin whales dumped 36.5K BTC in December as price stalled at 94K — classic “make retail nervous” season. 🐋📉
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bitcoin whales dumped 36.5K BTC in December as price stalled at 94K — classic “make retail nervous” season. 🐋📉