Worse than Windows ME. Worse than LinkedIn. Worse than Google Play Console. Worse than a computer virus written in 1998 by a teenage edgelord in an underfunded school computer lab.

For context: this is a B2B spammer whose grift is paying developers with established App Store accounts to launch apps under their own accounts in order to “publish applications on behalf of our clients, which allows us to bypass testing phases and significantly expedite the moderation process.”

Not me, but two friends of mine continue to send me snaps. When I actually log in, I see a queue of three-month-old cat pictures

I like your hair color, does it matter that this isn’t a question?

brb

convincing the astrophysics world to rename primordial black holes “suck fairies”