josh
@purplelemons.dev
20M | he/him | audhd
📍 Texas, US
eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev
pfp is me dressed as borat for halloween
banner is "yellow killing show" (iykyk)
📍 Texas, US
eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev
pfp is me dressed as borat for halloween
banner is "yellow killing show" (iykyk)
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josh
@purplelemons.dev
· Dec 16
i am just as comfortable on an arch machine writing with nvim as i am at a casino
i had a nightmare last night that all the apps i use regularly overhauled their UI and i didnt know where anything was
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i had a nightmare last night that all the apps i use regularly overhauled their UI and i didnt know where anything was
i only get along with people who would have been lobotomized during the early 20th century
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i only get along with people who would have been lobotomized during the early 20th century
how insane would it be if the metric and imperial measurement systems had different units of time?? like converting kilometers per hour to miles per tick-tock would be a nightmare
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
how insane would it be if the metric and imperial measurement systems had different units of time?? like converting kilometers per hour to miles per tick-tock would be a nightmare
the best capitalists are not loyal to capitalism. they will happily accept 0 competition
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the best capitalists are not loyal to capitalism. they will happily accept 0 competition
who put all these extra holes in my belt???
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
who put all these extra holes in my belt???
effervecent! apple fritter! riboflavin!
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
effervecent! apple fritter! riboflavin!
juat because some condoms are flavored does NOT mean they are edible
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
juat because some condoms are flavored does NOT mean they are edible
i put the devil in devil's advocate
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i put the devil in devil's advocate
(almost) all my politicians are zionist fascists. please someone put me out of my misery
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
(almost) all my politicians are zionist fascists. please someone put me out of my misery
a sauna is the opposite of a freeze dryer
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
a sauna is the opposite of a freeze dryer
im writing a fiction novel about disposable income
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
im writing a fiction novel about disposable income
it's frustrating because--as a communist--you're expected to be a historian, a philosopher, and an economist at the bare minimum to answer questions; while any fascist can shotgun a monster and scream oneliners
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
it's frustrating because--as a communist--you're expected to be a historian, a philosopher, and an economist at the bare minimum to answer questions; while any fascist can shotgun a monster and scream oneliners
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BREAKING: Dem Rep. Mikie Sherrill has won the race for New Jersey governor.
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BREAKING: Dem Rep. Mikie Sherrill has won the race for New Jersey governor.
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
i want to see the in-between episodes of the star wars movies where the main characters learn to talk like they're from the 18th century
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i want to see the in-between episodes of the star wars movies where the main characters learn to talk like they're from the 18th century
i almost got pulled over, so i sped up
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i almost got pulled over, so i sped up
over the garden wall is whinnie the pooh meets darkwood
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
over the garden wall is whinnie the pooh meets darkwood
everytime a liberal regurgitates state sponsored colonial propaganda, a cia agent gets its wings
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
everytime a liberal regurgitates state sponsored colonial propaganda, a cia agent gets its wings
astral projectile vomiting
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
astral projectile vomiting
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.