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Hel M
@purplehel.bsky.social
Purple Haired, fat, geeky, queer, nb, kinky, middle-aged cat lady in DCish
Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl only)
Bots will be hidden, blocked,&reported.
I'm currently torturing the princess by making her lay on my stomach instead of my shoulder.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I ordered a replacement for a pair of earrings I lost, that it turned out I'd misremembered the original price of. I thought they'd been $30. They'd been $20, and were on sale today for $15.
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Found another word SwiftKey wants to pretend doesn't exist!
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Also "you're so resilient!" "Thanks, it was that or dead."
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Oh hey, another entry to 'words autocorrupt won't complete' - anti-semitism.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The sleep pheromones are pulling me in!
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why are there likes I can't see, @bsky.app ? If I have people blocked they shouldn't be able to like my post, and if I have them muted I should be able to click a 'hidden posts' thingie to see their like.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed. (if you wanna, I'm not the supervisor of you. But you're cuuuuuuute!)
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I swear I shoulda named him Dragon! (I named him Blaze cos his blaze looks like a flame and several other names hadn't stuck.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I thought maybe he didn't eat the chicken the other day cos he needed a bite size piece. (a since gone to the rainbow bridge kitty was like that.) nope. It's been in front of him for 10 minutes. The princess is gonna steal it any minute now.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Thief!
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Free birthday hot chocolate.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is the princess who would bite God if she thought she'd get chicken out of it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want to be clear, the worst I have ever done to this man for trying to steal my food was a one finger tap on his nose (with about the same force as required to register a touch on a phone screen) and a firm 'mine'. He just has impeccable manners.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Fur babies are better than aesthetic interior design.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
.... Apparently this was the day for 'right, outside exists, let me do that.'
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Le sigh. Support will not contact you via DM, y'all, and they will not send you a sketchy ass off-site link about shit either. (there's 2 Ts in the username.)
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Enjoying the sun.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Broke lazy charcuterie to go
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why is the android @support.bsky.team app saying it doesn't have permissions when the permission is set to 'ask'? Even fb messenger manages to function with camera permissions set to 'ask every time'!
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Look at this dork
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Kiki is no longer suggesting I nap. She's insisting.
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The cats are all saying it's nap time, and my body agrees, but if I nap now it'll be dawn before I get to bed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
....the bowl from yesterday. My heart absolutely broke. There's NEVER food still in the bowl if I left it out all night.
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM