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Hel M
@purplehel.bsky.social
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Purple Haired, fat, geeky, queer, nb, kinky, middle-aged cat lady in DCish
Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl only)
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I'm currently torturing the princess by making her lay on my stomach instead of my shoulder.
A tuxedo cat laying on a person. the cat appears to be sulking.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
I ordered a replacement for a pair of earrings I lost, that it turned out I'd misremembered the original price of. I thought they'd been $30. They'd been $20, and were on sale today for $15.
A pair of dangly raw amethyst earrings on silver wires
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
Found another word SwiftKey wants to pretend doesn't exist!
A screenshot of a text conversation - the conversation starts with someone pasting in a screenshot from Reddit where in someone is advocating that people evacuate before a hurricane, however they have misspelled evacuate as ejaculate. The conversation continues with the person who shared the screenshot saying that they wonder if the screenshot is even real. The person uploading the screenshot is replying, *shrug* evacuate and ejaculate. Their keyboard is not showing any word suggestions for the word ejaculate, not spelling corrections, or other words that might be meant.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Also "you're so resilient!" "Thanks, it was that or dead."
A tweet screenshot @zandashe I dream of never being called resilient again in my life. I'm exhausted by strength. I want support. I want softness. I want ease. I want to be amongst kin. Not patted on the back for how well I take a hit. Or for how many
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Oh hey, another entry to 'words autocorrupt won't complete' - anti-semitism.
A screenshot of typing, showing the words 'reblog unchecked anti-semitism' with the preceding lines of text cropped out. The keyboard is shown, all three auto-complete areas are empty with no suggestions.
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
The sleep pheromones are pulling me in!
A grey cat and a tuxedo cat sound asleep on a bed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Why are there likes I can't see, @bsky.app ? If I have people blocked they shouldn't be able to like my post, and if I have them muted I should be able to click a 'hidden posts' thingie to see their like.
A screenshot of the bsky app, showing 2 likes for a post but only one is visible.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed. (if you wanna, I'm not the supervisor of you. But you're cuuuuuuute!)
A middle aged white woman-presenting person lying on a pillow, a tuxedo cat is lying curled around her head, half on her chest and half on the pillow; the person is looking at the camera with a wryly amused half smile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I swear I shoulda named him Dragon! (I named him Blaze cos his blaze looks like a flame and several other names hadn't stuck.)
A tuxedo cat is lying on the bed curled up in a very dragony pose.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I thought maybe he didn't eat the chicken the other day cos he needed a bite size piece. (a since gone to the rainbow bridge kitty was like that.) nope. It's been in front of him for 10 minutes. The princess is gonna steal it any minute now.
The same gray cat as the previous picture has a small piece of chicken on some sort of plastic in front of him. He is looking at the camera.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Thief!
A gray cat reaching out one paw to snag a piece of dinner roll with butter on it
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Free birthday hot chocolate.
A drink label reading venti hot chocolate with dark caramel, vanilla sweet cream, no whip, and dark chocolate curls
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
This is the princess who would bite God if she thought she'd get chicken out of it.
A tuxedo cat looks intently at the camera, with the corner of a Little Caesars pizza box visible in the foreground and the gray cat from the previous picture curled up in the background
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I want to be clear, the worst I have ever done to this man for trying to steal my food was a one finger tap on his nose (with about the same force as required to register a touch on a phone screen) and a firm 'mine'. He just has impeccable manners.
A grey cat sitting primly, with a takeout container in front of him with several slivers of chicken on it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Fur babies are better than aesthetic interior design.
3 cats cuddled together on a bed, one cat is partially under a fuzzy blanket.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
3 kitties on a bed. One kitty is mostly under a fuzzy blanket.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
.... Apparently this was the day for 'right, outside exists, let me do that.'
A person in a hammock in the sun, seen from mid-torso down, at an angle indicating the picture is a selfie.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
purplehel.bsky.social
Le sigh. Support will not contact you via DM, y'all, and they will not send you a sketchy ass off-site link about shit either. (there's 2 Ts in the username.)
A dm from blueskysupportt.bsky.social reading: We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to identified security violations. To prevent the complete and irreversible deactivation of your account, you must complete the verification process within the next 24 hours using the link below: 🔗 https://cutt.cx/IWVO If the link does not open when clicked, please copy and paste it directly into your browser's address bar. Important: If verification is not completed within the specified period, your account will be permanently blocked with no possibility of recovery. We appreciate your understanding and prompt action in this matter. Sincerely, The Bluesky© Support Team
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
Enjoying the sun.
A person lying in hammock, seen from mid-torso down, with sun shining on them
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
Broke lazy charcuterie to go
A picture of two cheese sticks, a plastic baggie with slices of pickle in it, another plastic baggie with summer sausage in it, and a Milky Way Midnight candy bar
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Why is the android @support.bsky.team app saying it doesn't have permissions when the permission is set to 'ask'? Even fb messenger manages to function with camera permissions set to 'ask every time'!
An error message in the Blue Sky android app showing the dialogue 'permission needed Blue Sky does not have permission to access your camera' , with the options being cancel and open settings
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
Look at this dork
A grey cat sleeping with his tummy exposed
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Kiki is no longer suggesting I nap. She's insisting.
A cat, seen from the back, lying on a white lady's shoulder, who is leaning back against pillows.
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
The cats are all saying it's nap time, and my body agrees, but if I nap now it'll be dawn before I get to bed.
Three cats all curled up asleep on a bed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
purplehel.bsky.social
....the bowl from yesterday. My heart absolutely broke. There's NEVER food still in the bowl if I left it out all night.
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
A cat walking up porch steps
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM