yooo congratulations!!

team plushie 💅

it's been a minute since i've had to interact with them regarding that (like 10 years ago or so) but there was a number i called that gave me providers to reach out to. more information and guidelines here: www.hca.wa.gov/free-or-low-...

calling my yard 'in the wild' might be a stretch but i live in the woods and the banana slugs get adventurous when it rains. it's always really impressive when i see them and i encountered one that was like a foot long once

the director's cut 🧐

the potty untraining chart on the wall to remind you of your progress 😇

finally, diapers for lesbians 👭

nah, millennial here and that stuff has always weirded me out. not even just fanfic but any sort of parasociality in general, online music fandoms are THE WORST for this and i can't even spend too much time looking at certain band subreddits without starting to feel icky by association. bad bad bad

Come here and take a hit

do you think those stealth bong lids that they sell for insulated water bottles would fit on a sippy cup

THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life

old enough to remember dialup! ☎️⚡🖥️