Skyler
@puppskyler.dog
Just a little dog in the big city. Thoughts are my own, as few as there are
🐶 They/them
📍 Chicago
👋 Friendly doggo
🐶 They/them
📍 Chicago
👋 Friendly doggo
Pinned
Not me, looking longingly out the window, waiting for my true love* to return from war
*summer
*summer
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Not me, looking longingly out the window, waiting for my true love* to return from war
*summer
*summer
*hangs my ass off the side of the bed* you know, a little snack. For the monsters
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
*hangs my ass off the side of the bed* you know, a little snack. For the monsters
New way to report cars parked on the sidewalk just dropped
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
New way to report cars parked on the sidewalk just dropped
Current status: Flibbertigibbeting
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Current status: Flibbertigibbeting
Work is giving away a ton of old swag and has about 1000 battery chargers sitting on a table. Every single one looks exactly like this 💀
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Work is giving away a ton of old swag and has about 1000 battery chargers sitting on a table. Every single one looks exactly like this 💀
First cup of coffee this morning was actually a batch from last night 🤮
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
First cup of coffee this morning was actually a batch from last night 🤮
*taps slowly plays in the background*
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
*taps slowly plays in the background*
Dear democrats,
You don’t have to resign because you don’t support impeachment!
Resigning due to a fake scandal or just faking your own death works too
You don’t have to resign because you don’t support impeachment!
Resigning due to a fake scandal or just faking your own death works too
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dear democrats,
You don’t have to resign because you don’t support impeachment!
Resigning due to a fake scandal or just faking your own death works too
You don’t have to resign because you don’t support impeachment!
Resigning due to a fake scandal or just faking your own death works too
Anyone else remember when laws mattered and were enforced? When we arrested people for things like murder?
Those were the days amiright
Those were the days amiright
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Anyone else remember when laws mattered and were enforced? When we arrested people for things like murder?
Those were the days amiright
Those were the days amiright
You’d never guess he loves walks 🐾
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
You’d never guess he loves walks 🐾
Just made an appointment and they ended it with “you are set for 11 am at 9” and now I have no idea when the appointment is 😭
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just made an appointment and they ended it with “you are set for 11 am at 9” and now I have no idea when the appointment is 😭
80% still there is good enough
January 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
80% still there is good enough
Call me or beep me if you wanna reach me
If you want to page me that’s cool but it’s 2026 now get with the times
If you want to page me that’s cool but it’s 2026 now get with the times
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Call me or beep me if you wanna reach me
If you want to page me that’s cool but it’s 2026 now get with the times
If you want to page me that’s cool but it’s 2026 now get with the times
It’s like the stock market in here 📈📉📈📉
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It’s like the stock market in here 📈📉📈📉
Why have we not invented cool ranch infused weed yet?
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Why have we not invented cool ranch infused weed yet?
Searching my computer for an app I have installed and the results don’t include that app but they do include:
App’s website
App’s browser extension in Arc
App’s X (the everything app) page
App’s chrome extension
THE OLD APP VERSION I DONT HAVE INSTALLED
Some random file
App’s website
App’s browser extension in Arc
App’s X (the everything app) page
App’s chrome extension
THE OLD APP VERSION I DONT HAVE INSTALLED
Some random file
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Searching my computer for an app I have installed and the results don’t include that app but they do include:
App’s website
App’s browser extension in Arc
App’s X (the everything app) page
App’s chrome extension
THE OLD APP VERSION I DONT HAVE INSTALLED
Some random file
App’s website
App’s browser extension in Arc
App’s X (the everything app) page
App’s chrome extension
THE OLD APP VERSION I DONT HAVE INSTALLED
Some random file
My body is a machine that turns vague ticket descriptions into vague llm prompts
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My body is a machine that turns vague ticket descriptions into vague llm prompts
Running like 50 software updates on my work computer this morning after putting them off as long as I can
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Running like 50 software updates on my work computer this morning after putting them off as long as I can
Oh my dog I have to work Monday 😩
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Oh my dog I have to work Monday 😩
Reposted by Skyler
"but how else will i know if my posts are good?" you cry, dejected
"no posts are good, fling them like shit in the zoo," the guru chides
"no posts are good, fling them like shit in the zoo," the guru chides
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"but how else will i know if my posts are good?" you cry, dejected
"no posts are good, fling them like shit in the zoo," the guru chides
"no posts are good, fling them like shit in the zoo," the guru chides
Down to just 3 boxes left from my move! 📦 (I moved in April)
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Down to just 3 boxes left from my move! 📦 (I moved in April)