TAKE. PARKING. OFF. CLARK. STREET.

The fact that the Sheridan red line station is still standing is a miracle. Pretty sure the pope is intervening here.

Hi yes ticket for 1 sog UH I mean dog

My buzzy wand has been confiscated for a couple months now and lemme tell ya I’ll do desperate things to cum now

Is today easier or do you need me to Venmo you $5 for a McDouble meal deal

It keeps the neck warm

Ha jokes on you I’d never open the lid and see the controls

One time I ordered a burrito from there at 3am in the app and when I got there they were out of rice and beans so my burrito was like steak and nacho cheese and sour cream in a tortilla

Also confession I’ve definitely gotten a burrito at like 6am because dad got up to go to work and I was hungry

One time I went to the boystown Taco Bell in rubber during market days. Mistakes were made and we were stuck in that hellscape for an hour as we slowly sobered up waiting for the salvation of a chicken quesadilla

I’m sorry I’m not sure how we got here but I’m ok with where we ended

Oh hey neighbor 👀

No I was busy taking one of the 7 naps I took that weekend on the couch (not that you were there to know that 🐷 🪢)

Really rude that that’s never been in my butt even though I’ve known you and we’ve been having sex for half a decade

Canon Chicago event right there

Damn I left the bar too early

Holy shit you are fucking gorgeous in that like gotdam literal siren shit