Conner Lingus
@punnilingus.bsky.social
The suit is just a disguise. We are Venom. ⚫
Which version of you is in control today?
Which version of you is in control today?
You're neither the first, nor the last, OF model I follow that is autistic.
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You're neither the first, nor the last, OF model I follow that is autistic.
In my experience (as a content consumer), being a woman on the internet seems to REALLY piss people off.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
In my experience (as a content consumer), being a woman on the internet seems to REALLY piss people off.
That sounds like a great idea. Maybe I'll check back on Twitter in 2028.
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
That sounds like a great idea. Maybe I'll check back on Twitter in 2028.
I don't recommend reading Twitter. I mean, I just read a thread suggesting that people with pronouns in their bios weren't allowed to like hockey. And, as a Canadian, those are fighting words.
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I don't recommend reading Twitter. I mean, I just read a thread suggesting that people with pronouns in their bios weren't allowed to like hockey. And, as a Canadian, those are fighting words.
Phantump is best Ghostie
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Phantump is best Ghostie
Oh dang, sorry to hear about that
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Oh dang, sorry to hear about that
Dungeons and Dragons in high school is why I wasn't having sex 😂
February 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Dungeons and Dragons in high school is why I wasn't having sex 😂
Clearly you've never used OneDrive for Business 😂. I would routinely only do large uploads overnight because I knew it would take forever.
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Clearly you've never used OneDrive for Business 😂. I would routinely only do large uploads overnight because I knew it would take forever.
I switched to the Unlimited plan last year from the business plan I was on, and it reset me back to 500GB of space, so 3000 sounds pretty good?
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I switched to the Unlimited plan last year from the business plan I was on, and it reset me back to 500GB of space, so 3000 sounds pretty good?
Anything I can do to help?
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Anything I can do to help?
But you're a space ghost...
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
But you're a space ghost...
I would like a royal crow bag please. It doesn't need to be full of quarters, I just want the crow.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I would like a royal crow bag please. It doesn't need to be full of quarters, I just want the crow.
I feel like everyone is on the spectrum to a degree that if anyone I know told me they had ASD, it wouldn't be a surprise.
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I feel like everyone is on the spectrum to a degree that if anyone I know told me they had ASD, it wouldn't be a surprise.
Someone needs to tell him, "Careful Icarus, don't fly too close to the sun with your wax wings."
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Someone needs to tell him, "Careful Icarus, don't fly too close to the sun with your wax wings."
There's a joke about a dude going to Hell, and being surprised by he always tried to do good, and thought he had lived a good life, and the Devil corrects him and says he's not there to be punished, he's there to be the punishment. Because he's a very good goose.
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
There's a joke about a dude going to Hell, and being surprised by he always tried to do good, and thought he had lived a good life, and the Devil corrects him and says he's not there to be punished, he's there to be the punishment. Because he's a very good goose.
Good news! They have their own document and spreadsheet editor too!
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Good news! They have their own document and spreadsheet editor too!
You mean it's not? 😂
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 PM
You mean it's not? 😂
Proton's great, I think I switched in 2018? It's been a while. And they give you more storage for free every year you're subscribed, so that's awesome.
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Proton's great, I think I switched in 2018? It's been a while. And they give you more storage for free every year you're subscribed, so that's awesome.
Respectfully, don't you pick up and put down heavy things every time you stand up or sit down?
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Respectfully, don't you pick up and put down heavy things every time you stand up or sit down?