I remember the whole "eating food rectally" thing being a South Park episode. This is...*siiiiigh* this is a lot less funny.

"I've made my famous 6-layer surprise floor wax..."

Wait, you didn't even have to offer him any chicken first?

Dammit, it looks like I went through all that trouble for *nothing!*

Marilyn Monroe. You'd need a whole other puppeteer just to operate her corpse.

Kind of reminds me of "Meet The Applegates"

Given our proximity to each other, I'd love to know if it's people we have in common.

After this much hassle with the insurance company about replacing the VERY broken phone, it might be worthwhile to reconsider how much paying for the insurance is really worth.

I think you can shut that off, but you have to go through your gmail settings to do it and they stop filtering the spam in your mail when you do. (Changed the settings in gmail and they sounded universal. Found everything unsorted in that email account immediately afterwards though.)

Oh god, what happened now?

Wait. That says "politico" down there, shouldn't this be an Onion headline?

Daaamn, you weren't kidding. That's got elements of Sailor Moon, Megaman. AND Digimon.

What a douche! That guy's first response was already inappropriate as hell, the rest of it was horseshit on top.

Sounds like he was looking for entertainment more than professional services anyways.