Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.
September 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.
These fuckers are UGLY. U G L Y
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
These fuckers are UGLY. U G L Y
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
September 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
September 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
I wouldn't trust a guy with the name 'wyrmtongue', but that's just me. Maybe I'm just built different. But I wouldn't make my most trusted advisor a guy called 'wyrmtongue'
September 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I wouldn't trust a guy with the name 'wyrmtongue', but that's just me. Maybe I'm just built different. But I wouldn't make my most trusted advisor a guy called 'wyrmtongue'
Sometimes feelings really aren't that valid. Sometimes you're just being a little asshole.
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Sometimes feelings really aren't that valid. Sometimes you're just being a little asshole.
Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads
Hey snowflakes. I ate a fork. Your move.
September 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey snowflakes. I ate a fork. Your move.
Silksong releasing on my birthday because I’m their favorite guy
August 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Silksong releasing on my birthday because I’m their favorite guy
The fact that Silksong took 7 years to make merely because they were vibing out and having fun being creative is the best reason I could have imagined it being.
August 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The fact that Silksong took 7 years to make merely because they were vibing out and having fun being creative is the best reason I could have imagined it being.
If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
Thank you for almost but not actually 20k followers. Announcing this will definitely yield more followers, and not incur a mass unfollowing spree
August 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thank you for almost but not actually 20k followers. Announcing this will definitely yield more followers, and not incur a mass unfollowing spree
KIRBY AIR RIDERS ASKS THE AGE OLD QUESTION! WHAT IF MARIO KART FUCKED
August 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
KIRBY AIR RIDERS ASKS THE AGE OLD QUESTION! WHAT IF MARIO KART FUCKED
What if instead of calling it piano, we called it... you know...
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What if instead of calling it piano, we called it... you know...
Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back
August 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Uhmm 1984 called, they want their FREE SPEECH back
We have to stop making people. I am losing track of them all
August 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We have to stop making people. I am losing track of them all
Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.
I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
May 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I kill feral beasts at Walmart for money
Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels
March 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels
I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around
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March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around
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Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
This is me if you were a horse:
“Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
“Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
March 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is me if you were a horse:
“Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
“Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*