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What is everyone's predictions for the Royal Rumble this weekend?
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January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
What is everyone's predictions for the Royal Rumble this weekend?
I need Nickelodeon to bring back the GAS (Games & Sports) network for streaming with shows like Double Dare, Legends, Guts, Finders Keepers etc...
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January 21, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I need Nickelodeon to bring back the GAS (Games & Sports) network for streaming with shows like Double Dare, Legends, Guts, Finders Keepers etc...
"Thank you for choosing (insert business here) how can I help you?"
Customer: "ayou guys are open today right?"
MOTHERFUCKER I ANSWERED THE PHONE DIDN'T I!?
pretty sure they heard me slam my phone on the counter. 🤣
Customer: "ayou guys are open today right?"
MOTHERFUCKER I ANSWERED THE PHONE DIDN'T I!?
pretty sure they heard me slam my phone on the counter. 🤣
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January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Thank you for choosing (insert business here) how can I help you?"
Customer: "ayou guys are open today right?"
MOTHERFUCKER I ANSWERED THE PHONE DIDN'T I!?
pretty sure they heard me slam my phone on the counter. 🤣
Customer: "ayou guys are open today right?"
MOTHERFUCKER I ANSWERED THE PHONE DIDN'T I!?
pretty sure they heard me slam my phone on the counter. 🤣
Friends, what meds do you yearn for most at shows and just in general? I got a travel box gotta pick up Tums, Pepto & Benadryl but I have Naproxen & Acetaminophen(the autistic kind) if you have any suggestions of anything else I should load up comment here. Men & Women. Wanna make sure I'm prepared.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Friends, what meds do you yearn for most at shows and just in general? I got a travel box gotta pick up Tums, Pepto & Benadryl but I have Naproxen & Acetaminophen(the autistic kind) if you have any suggestions of anything else I should load up comment here. Men & Women. Wanna make sure I'm prepared.
Every PLE I'm blown away by Bianca Belair's strength. This woman is absolutely insane! #EliminationChamber
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March 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every PLE I'm blown away by Bianca Belair's strength. This woman is absolutely insane! #EliminationChamber
Take me back to this era, i feel this is when we peaked as a society. The Jack Johnson era
March 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Take me back to this era, i feel this is when we peaked as a society. The Jack Johnson era
Donald Trump is a pussy-ass bitch and can eat a dick. I say this with my whole chest!
February 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Donald Trump is a pussy-ass bitch and can eat a dick. I say this with my whole chest!
What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered & the game play updated?
I have a few.
I have a few.
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media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered & the game play updated?
I have a few.
I have a few.
Definately don't go to Google Maps and leave a review on them changing the name of the #GulfofMexico to #GulfofAmerica. I certainly did NOT💁🏽♂️
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Definately don't go to Google Maps and leave a review on them changing the name of the #GulfofMexico to #GulfofAmerica. I certainly did NOT💁🏽♂️
9/10 if an app doesn't offer "dark mode" it gets deleted! Get that white ass screen outta my face!!!
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February 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
9/10 if an app doesn't offer "dark mode" it gets deleted! Get that white ass screen outta my face!!!
I'm a JD fan for life now.
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm a JD fan for life now.
@sharonious.bsky.social prowrestling AND nature!?!? Had to follow ✅️
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January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@sharonious.bsky.social prowrestling AND nature!?!? Had to follow ✅️
Yall, invest in a firearm and learn how to shoot. We can't afford to not own one anymore. These Fascist N@zi scum aren't playing around. Protect yourselves 🔫🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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January 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yall, invest in a firearm and learn how to shoot. We can't afford to not own one anymore. These Fascist N@zi scum aren't playing around. Protect yourselves 🔫🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Only inauguration, I'll be watching!!!
LIVE: PUPPY AND KITTEN INAUGURATION
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January 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Only inauguration, I'll be watching!!!
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In about 12 hours the nightmare begins.
Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In about 12 hours the nightmare begins.
Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
Hold your friends and family close. Try to protect your communities and your sanity. All empires fall and madness can’t reign forever. Work toward that brighter day as we walk together through this valley of darkness.
Just pulled out to the gas station and there's an R32 AND R34 at the pump. I feel I should play the lottery. 🤔🤔
January 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just pulled out to the gas station and there's an R32 AND R34 at the pump. I feel I should play the lottery. 🤔🤔
US Govt.
Banning assault weapons: ❌️
Fixing wealth inequality: ❌️
Taxing the rich: ❌️
Cutting Israel off: ❌️
Infringing on free speech & banning an app: ✅️
Banning assault weapons: ❌️
Fixing wealth inequality: ❌️
Taxing the rich: ❌️
Cutting Israel off: ❌️
Infringing on free speech & banning an app: ✅️
January 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
US Govt.
Banning assault weapons: ❌️
Fixing wealth inequality: ❌️
Taxing the rich: ❌️
Cutting Israel off: ❌️
Infringing on free speech & banning an app: ✅️
Banning assault weapons: ❌️
Fixing wealth inequality: ❌️
Taxing the rich: ❌️
Cutting Israel off: ❌️
Infringing on free speech & banning an app: ✅️
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January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
By far the WORST addition to newer cars, and the fact that it's on by default anytime you start your car. 🤬 #autostopstart
January 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
By far the WORST addition to newer cars, and the fact that it's on by default anytime you start your car. 🤬 #autostopstart
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This man is nearly 60!!! 😳😳
MIKE TYSON IS A UNIT 🤯 #jakepaulvsmiketyson #jakepaul #miketyson #jakepaulboxing #miketysonboxing #miketysonvsjakepaul
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November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
This man is nearly 60!!! 😳😳
I guess this is the new app now. No MAGA chuds or Elon-gated Musk-rat.
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November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I guess this is the new app now. No MAGA chuds or Elon-gated Musk-rat.