Public Futility
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
If she says Turabian you’ll know she’s pod people.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If she says Turabian you’ll know she’s pod people.
I doubt even David Foster Wallace has said that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I doubt even David Foster Wallace has said that.
You’re a cosmetic surgeon for midwives?
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You’re a cosmetic surgeon for midwives?
If there were money to be made, I wanted to be a layoff consultant, which could be a kind of middle age doula.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If there were money to be made, I wanted to be a layoff consultant, which could be a kind of middle age doula.
What did I miss?
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What did I miss?
That’s how we know he’s a Millennial. Gen Z would have said he was eating a creampie.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s how we know he’s a Millennial. Gen Z would have said he was eating a creampie.
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.
He called him fascist, not Flower.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He called him fascist, not Flower.
If you’re going to use a drone, just have it shoot me.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you’re going to use a drone, just have it shoot me.
Val here. You could *taste* the air on those days.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Val here. You could *taste* the air on those days.
Allegra and Flonase, though I probably ought to take an Allegra vacation soon, just not now.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Allegra and Flonase, though I probably ought to take an Allegra vacation soon, just not now.
Me: Oh, it’s fall! I can open my windows again!
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me: Oh, it’s fall! I can open my windows again!
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?