Wiener Water Soup
@pschletty.bsky.social
Dad, husband, project manager, editor. Lover of fine meats and cheeses, films, books, whatnot. Don't care about your opinion, man. Black lives matter. He/Him/His/Hoss
"If I wanted to see and smell your bare feet, I would've offered to wash them. But I didn't, did I? DID I?!"
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"If I wanted to see and smell your bare feet, I would've offered to wash them. But I didn't, did I? DID I?!"
"We need the government to build seventeen new nuclear plants to power our data centers. Otherwise who's going to tell you that a bathrobe would be a nice gift for your mom? Also, we'll crash the economy."
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"We need the government to build seventeen new nuclear plants to power our data centers. Otherwise who's going to tell you that a bathrobe would be a nice gift for your mom? Also, we'll crash the economy."
"If you call us fascists we'll lock you up for attempted murder." = "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"If you call us fascists we'll lock you up for attempted murder." = "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
My personal Mount Rushmore: Lemon meringue, banana cream, Dutch apple, and warm blueberry with a scoop of ice cream
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My personal Mount Rushmore: Lemon meringue, banana cream, Dutch apple, and warm blueberry with a scoop of ice cream
"Hmm... Let's see... Twelve pack of deodorant, three gallon drum of mayonnaise, a pallet of toilet paper, a $1.50 hot dog and soda... Oh, and look honey, health care for our whole family. I think we get 2 percent back on that with our Executive membership."
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Hmm... Let's see... Twelve pack of deodorant, three gallon drum of mayonnaise, a pallet of toilet paper, a $1.50 hot dog and soda... Oh, and look honey, health care for our whole family. I think we get 2 percent back on that with our Executive membership."
"Just around the corner. Two weeks away. Maybe two quarters. Actually, more like '27 or '28. Come to think of it, we probably need Trump to serve one or two more terms before we really start to see the benefits."
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Just around the corner. Two weeks away. Maybe two quarters. Actually, more like '27 or '28. Come to think of it, we probably need Trump to serve one or two more terms before we really start to see the benefits."
His vulva neck was chilly willy
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
His vulva neck was chilly willy
He's like a 6-year-old who invited the cool kid over for a playdate
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He's like a 6-year-old who invited the cool kid over for a playdate
Shhh... Don't say it so loud.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shhh... Don't say it so loud.
So if your child was lucky enough to be born to a household within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, consider yourself lucky. 501 feet? Fuck off and burn in hell.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So if your child was lucky enough to be born to a household within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, consider yourself lucky. 501 feet? Fuck off and burn in hell.
We're building a prison in Florida with a gator moat to keep the dead people from escaping.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We're building a prison in Florida with a gator moat to keep the dead people from escaping.
That's what he was doing in a room alone with that girl for hours. Protecting her.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That's what he was doing in a room alone with that girl for hours. Protecting her.
Little Miss Maisie May
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Little Miss Maisie May
You can convince a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. Or, you can give them a shit sandwich now and promise a ham sandwich later. Same diff.
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You can convince a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. Or, you can give them a shit sandwich now and promise a ham sandwich later. Same diff.
And yet, if you were part of a MAGA text thread posting pro-Hitler comments at your age today, they'd say you were "just a kid blowing off steam."
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And yet, if you were part of a MAGA text thread posting pro-Hitler comments at your age today, they'd say you were "just a kid blowing off steam."
Wow. So the Great Replacement Theory is true after all.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wow. So the Great Replacement Theory is true after all.
Barely legal means 18. Hasn't Megyn ever watched Pornhub before? Umm, I mean, that's what I've heard...
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Barely legal means 18. Hasn't Megyn ever watched Pornhub before? Umm, I mean, that's what I've heard...
That is not facts. Facts is words that make sound true and make look Trump good.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That is not facts. Facts is words that make sound true and make look Trump good.
If you disagree, you replicate the experiment and see if your findings align. If you don't believe theirs was well-designed, you design your own and publish the results. Replication and peer review. Otherwise you're just another dipshit with an opinion.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you disagree, you replicate the experiment and see if your findings align. If you don't believe theirs was well-designed, you design your own and publish the results. Replication and peer review. Otherwise you're just another dipshit with an opinion.
We're about six months away from people drilling holes in their skull to let the demons out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We're about six months away from people drilling holes in their skull to let the demons out.
Not "we." "You." He's washed his hands of the whole affair. You guys figure it out, you bunch of talentless hacks. Thanks for the votes though. And the tax revenue. Now fuck off.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not "we." "You." He's washed his hands of the whole affair. You guys figure it out, you bunch of talentless hacks. Thanks for the votes though. And the tax revenue. Now fuck off.
Beef prices are fishy. Fish prices are beefy. The world's gone mad.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Beef prices are fishy. Fish prices are beefy. The world's gone mad.
I used a similar dillusional rationale in my single days when girls wouldn't call me back.
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I used a similar dillusional rationale in my single days when girls wouldn't call me back.