between this and the Louvre heist, i just love France lmao

Normally I’d say brevity is the soul of wit. But in Chaya’s case I don’t think she is capable of forming sentences with more than 5 words in them.

Leaving that room more glazed up than a Krispy Kreme doughnut

Me explaining Idaho

“Ok so basically the capital is Hitlerville, and instead of pride month they have KKK month where the go into people’s homes who have a skin complexion darker than mayonnaise vanilla ice cream on a saltine cracker, and assault them in their home.”

You just know a Home Goods store hates to see her coming

I zoomed in respectfully

Go away loser