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Protik Islam-Jakobsson
@protik.bsky.social
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Sometimes I think; sometimes I am.

Swedish dad, neurologist, giraffe rotator. PhD candidate researching atypical parkinsonian disorders and methods of procrastination.

Pluralist in the streets // atheist in the sheets.

we stan Kant
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and therefore:
Change.org screenshot: two magnificent turkeys, under a heading that reads, "Change the name of this bird to 'Türkiye'"
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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NYT recipe for yom kippur quiche with bacon
nyt: yom kippur break-fast recipes, featuring quiche lorraine yom kippur quiche Lorraine recipe includes 4 strips of bacon
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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1. fan e nissedörr 2. vrf gör svenskar såhär mot sig själva?!
nyhetsartiklar om nissedörrar nyhetsartiklar om nissedörrar
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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okay but this barro tweet is pretty incel-coded
josh barro: interesting to learn that zohran is a poker player. poker is not very left-coded
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Global mission to never let Leavitt's scumbag brother know a single moment of peace ever again, and to make sure the kid knows whose fault this is.
Ferreira hasn’t been able to talk to her son since she was detained two weeks ago, Michael Leavitt confirmed to WMUR. Dos Santos Rodrigues told the Globe that he and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out and told her that her sister should voluntarily leave the country she has lived in since she was a small child. “They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” Dos Santos Rodrigues told the outlet. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home. They’re trying to push it off as a vacation. That’s not a vacation. Bruna barely speaks the language.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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beef tongue with parsnip-and-tromboncino puree, lemon-honey glazed carrots with toasted cumin, sautéed broccoli, funnel chanterelle sauce
beef tongue with parsnip-and-tromboncino puree, lemon-honey glazed carrots with toasted cumin, sautéed broccoli, funnel chanterelle sauce
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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nu börjar det gå över styr
saga och dagbok kära dagbok idag har det varit bra! för jag har slutat i del 2 i IKSU-simskolan. Jag och [fem kompisar] har fått superkrafter. läs sagan om de 6 hjältarna [början på sagan där alla är föräldralösa och har inga syskon]
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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ni anar inte vad som hände sen i kommentarsfältet
Handelshögskolan införde nya krav på högskoleprov inför årets antagning. Nu backar prestigeskolan från de nya reglerna, efter att andelen kvinnor som antagits rasade. “Vi fick andra oönskade effekter med minskad mångfald, som var mer omfattande än vi förutsåg”, skriver Handels i ett pressmeddelande. Läs mer här: https://www.breakit.se/artikel/44817/handelshogskolan-tar-bort-nya-kravet-oonskade-effekter-med-minskad-mangfald foto på en snubbe gissningsvis från handels som sagt nåt om att krav på högskoleprov haft oönskade effekter m avs p andelen kvinnor som antagits
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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thinly sliced beef tongue arranged on a plate with a heart-shaped empty space in the middle
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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[happy sigh]
bottle of saperavi qvevri dry red Georgian wine from Askaneli Brothers
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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ilLiberalerna - loggan är ett lodrätt blått streck
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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scen från Simpsons: bussförare (less): don't make me tap the sign [pekar på en skylt med en screenshot från Romina Pourmokhtaris fästa tweet som börjar med "lita aldrig på politiker"]
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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okay but surely he'll lose his license though right
Natalie Portman as Padmé smiling at Hayden Christensen's Anakin
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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we fight for freedom ✊
Classy Warfare on Twitter: the war on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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important message from very angry 6yo: treat others the way you'd like to be treated
drawing of an angry face captioned "treat others the way you'd like to be treated" in all caps
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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next week:
@dril turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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bart Simpson, looking dejected: This would appear to mark the absolute modern low point of US diplomatic influence on he world stage. Homer Simpson, encouraging: the absolute modern low point of US diplomatic influence on he world stage so far!
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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LEFTISTS (Hela): you can't defeat me CENTRISTS (Thor): i know, but he can SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LEFTISTS (Surtur the fire giant): *destroys Valhalla*
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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the ancient meme
LEFTISTS (Hela): you can't defeat me CENTRISTS (Thor): i know, but he can SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LEFTISTS (Surtur the fire giant): *destroys Valhalla*
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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after each new Nuzzigate chapter:
guy from starship troopers with a blank stare, captioned "[desire to know less intensifies]"
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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every damn day on the internet
guy from starship troopers with a blank stare, captioned "[desire to know less intensifies]"
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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damn i can't believe she listed every whisky in just 10 minutes
thumbnail of a youtube video captioned "whiskeys you're ignoring"
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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😭😭😭
guy from starship troopers with a blank stare, captioned "[desire to know less intensifies]"
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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beltway brain poisoning
bulk of my career has been focused on politics. I have covered Congress and was a White House correspondent during the presidencies of George W. Bush and Barack Obama. In the 2012 election cycle, I wrote a series of biographical profiles of Republican presidential contenders, including Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman and Mitt Romney. I was
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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gonna ask chatGPT abt chatGPT
guy from starship troopers with a blank stare, captioned "[desire to know less intensifies]"
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM