Len Woodward
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projektgopher.com
Len Woodward
@projektgopher.com
Full-stack senior Laravel and JS developer based in Vancouver, BC, Canada
https://LenWoodward.com

CoFounder @ artisan.build
Currently building hallway.fm
Watch it happen @ artisan.community
Reposted by Len Woodward
I said months ago that I wanted to start pairing regularly with new people, but client work got in the way. Summer is shaping up to be a relatively peaceful time for me, so now is a great time to get this started. Use this link to grab an hour! calendar.app.google/RthNTaLYCA9Q...
Pair With Me - Ed Grosvenor
calendar.app.google
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hey everyone, @gros.co and I had planned on doing the draw for our extra @laracon.us community bundle ticket today, but I had to go to the hospital to get my gallbladder removed instead. You've got one more day to go to laravel.recipes and register
Welcome
Our recipes for Laravel are interactive scripts that help you do hours, days, or weeks of work on your Laravel app with a few clicks.
laravel.recipes
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey everyone, @gros.co and I have an extra ticket for LaraconUS next month. Comes with hangouts and merch. If you want to be in next week's draw to win it (along with $500 towards your travel) goto laravel.recipes and register. The entry form is on your home page
Welcome
laravel.recipes
June 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today's "Slack Chat Quote of the Day" goes out to @coulb.com:

"You know a Boolean is just an enum with two cases"
April 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Today I acquired 4.5 million shares in Artisan Build, Inc.

AMA
February 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The LaraconEU stream starts at midnight Vancouver time... Guess I'm not sleeping tonight 🤷
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You can tell scientists apart from Roman historians by how they pronounce "Molecules".
a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
ALT: a colorful background with the words " the more you know " and a star
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February 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today is my 38th birthday, and all I want is a job at Laravel 🫣

Oh right, and health and joy and all that stuff too
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He's doing it. He's fkn doing it
You knew I wasn't going to stop, didn't you...

Fine! Go on, just have it all... here's Laravel running on iOS

😈

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKMs...
I knew I wasn't going to get any sleep....
YouTube video by Simon Hamp
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January 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I can't wait. This will super charge the abilities of Laravel devs
You've all been super patient and supportive, so here you go, here's PHP 8 running on my iPhone 🎉

youtu.be/wRIPYEwa8G4?...
PHP 8.3 running on iOS 18.2 (on device)
YouTube video by Simon Hamp
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January 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Running `./vendor/bin/pint --diff=main` in CI could save you a **ton** of time... 👀

github.com/laravel/pint...
[1.x] Adds `--diff` option by ProjektGopher · Pull Request #327 · laravel/pint
This PR is how I've always wished the --dirty flag worked. pint --dirty will lint staged and unstaged files (and possibly untracked?). But once a file is committed, it will not be touched again...
github.com
January 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hotdog wiener counts as a vegetable when you're solo-parenting, right?
December 30, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Day 4/4 of Christmas family feasts is in the bag. If you need me I'll be asleep for the next week. ✌️
December 27, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Any of the other Dads out there excited to find out what they bought for their kids tomorrow?
December 25, 2024 at 7:43 AM
First consecutive day of hosting large family events done, only four more to go
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 AM
It's the Sunday before Christmas, and I too am contributing to the abnormally high density of dads at the shopping centre
December 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Lol Simon is way too humble. We were chatting recently about some things we're working on together, and I casually dropped that "I love working with clever people" and he literally snort-laughed
I wouldn't say "insanely smart"...

"Determined" is a better way

Or even "I gotta figure this out so that I don't get laughed off stage in 6 weeks time"

😅
It's always the most chill down to earth dudes who are low key insanely smart. Simon is no exception.
December 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Historically, I've never really been a huge Christmas guy because of over-commercialization, etc. But kids' joy has really shifted the lens through which I see it. We asked Allison about Santa, and she excitedly exclaimed "I LOVE Santa, and Santa LOVES me!"
December 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by Len Woodward
Is there anyone here who lives within 4 hours of Basel by train who wants to have lunch with me and @projektgopher.com tomorrow? We are planning to get on a train and go… somewhere. Help us decide where. Lunch is on me.
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
It's funny how much of parenting boils down to gaslighting your kids. Wife and kids were meant to fly to Palm Springs 2hrs before I fly to Zurich so that I could help wrangle them through the airport.

...
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It is with a heavy sense of sorrow in my heart that I have to announce the decommissioning of one of my most beloved t-shirts.

I got it ~15 years ago at a Judas Priest concert on their Nostradamus tour.

My wife has informed me that there is a small hole in the armpit.
November 19, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Generally, when we're working with Broadcasting in Laravel, like with Pusher or Reverb, the Laravel app is simply sending events to that service over http(s) which is then broadcast out to all connected clients over web sockets.

1/x
can you explain that in english for us common folk
November 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
👀

Resonance has successfully authorized a PHP client to broadcast to Pusher using the wss protocol instead of https!
November 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Less than a week now until I head to Zurich (with 2-3 days in London in the middle) to get some serious work done with @gros.co so we can get some stuff SHIPPED. 🚀
November 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Being a freelancer is so weird. I went to pick up our food for family pizza and movie night. The lady says "have a good long weekend" as she's handing me our pizza.

I literally have no idea what holiday she's talking about.
November 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM