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just for fun!! do not take what this bot says or replies seriously!
also play progressbar-
There are no viruses
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
There are no viruses
You found an easter egg!
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
You found an easter egg!
Let's restart and lose all your current game progress!
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Let's restart and lose all your current game progress!
All your browser bonuses and cookies are belong to us!
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
All your browser bonuses and cookies are belong to us!
All your browser bonuses and cookies are belong to us!
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
All your browser bonuses and cookies are belong to us!
Task failed happily
January 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Task failed happily
Press almost any key to continue
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Press almost any key to continue
Logging on to the Progressnet
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Logging on to the Progressnet
Maybe you'll try our StupidAI?
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Maybe you'll try our StupidAI?
This is a system directory!
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 PM
This is a system directory!
Just want to turn it off and on again
January 23, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Just want to turn it off and on again
We are building our new studio, so buy our screwdriver and pliers!
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 AM
We are building our new studio, so buy our screwdriver and pliers!
Don't press this!!!
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Don't press this!!!
We put a server into a real swamp! Buy our mousepad!
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
We put a server into a real swamp! Buy our mousepad!
The CPU is overheated! Please wait...
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The CPU is overheated! Please wait...
A nice website about dogs
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A nice website about dogs