Keyholders
@profromdover.bsky.social
Artist, writer, sports fan, habitual complainer
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LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
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INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
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Indiana is going to win a fucking national title in football.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Indiana is going to win a fucking national title in football.
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A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
Great unis for a great game. I love bowl season 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Great unis for a great game. I love bowl season 🥰
This is the best sport in the world
The poptart mascots. They just roam the sidelines freely. They chase each other. They walk in front of you. They dance with the band. They make “eat me” hand gestures. This game is amazing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the best sport in the world
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If I fits, I sits @poptartsbowl.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I fits, I sits @poptartsbowl.com
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What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie?
It’s a tough choice, but I think I gotta go with It’s a Wonderful Life
It’s a tough choice, but I think I gotta go with It’s a Wonderful Life
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie?
It’s a tough choice, but I think I gotta go with It’s a Wonderful Life
It’s a tough choice, but I think I gotta go with It’s a Wonderful Life
10/10 would watch
Pitch for a new reality series:
Ed Orgeron & Bobby Petrino simply show up at LSU and start working as co-head coach buddies until people just go along with it.
Their sitcom antics are mostly set in their shared office as they get into all kinds of schemes to get ahead in coaching and life.
Ed Orgeron & Bobby Petrino simply show up at LSU and start working as co-head coach buddies until people just go along with it.
Their sitcom antics are mostly set in their shared office as they get into all kinds of schemes to get ahead in coaching and life.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
10/10 would watch
Can someone please explain to me why celebrating indigenous peoples on Indigenous Peoples Day is “frankly unacceptable”? This is ludicrous
www.audacy.com/krld/news/st...
www.audacy.com/krld/news/st...
Alamo removes 'Indigenous Peoples Day' post after backlash, Texas land commissioner calls it 'unacceptable'
A social media post honoring Indigenous Peoples Day on the Alamo’s official accounts is removed after sparking backlash from some conservatives.
www.audacy.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can someone please explain to me why celebrating indigenous peoples on Indigenous Peoples Day is “frankly unacceptable”? This is ludicrous
www.audacy.com/krld/news/st...
www.audacy.com/krld/news/st...
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South Dakota revealed new helmets today, that they'll debut November 1st against North Dakota. "Sungmanitu" is Lakota for Coyote.
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October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
South Dakota revealed new helmets today, that they'll debut November 1st against North Dakota. "Sungmanitu" is Lakota for Coyote.
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Avocado
Eddington
All Summer Long
Avocado
Eddington
All Summer Long
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Mayonnaise
Hoosiers
Gimme One Reason
Mayonnaise
Hoosiers
Gimme One Reason
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Mushrooms (tastes like snot to me)
Napoleon Dynamite (2 hrs I'd like back)
"Higher" by Creed (Creed generally, but especially that one)
Mushrooms (tastes like snot to me)
Napoleon Dynamite (2 hrs I'd like back)
"Higher" by Creed (Creed generally, but especially that one)
October 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Avocado
Eddington
All Summer Long
Avocado
Eddington
All Summer Long
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What even is targeting?
Wow, it's like it would be nice to hear what the refs discussed about that non-targeting call.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What even is targeting?
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HEY TEXAS TECH
a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
Alt: a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
HEY TEXAS TECH
Who the hell is the one guy who didn’t vote for Ichiro for the Hall? I just wanna talk…
January 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Who the hell is the one guy who didn’t vote for Ichiro for the Hall? I just wanna talk…
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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I washed it, ready to put it away along w my hopes for this election cycle. Then I thought, "no, I'm going to wear it around the house to remind myself to continue to resist, because we really are in danger." I am shocked that we got to this place in our country, but won't remain paralyzed.
November 12, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I washed it, ready to put it away along w my hopes for this election cycle. Then I thought, "no, I'm going to wear it around the house to remind myself to continue to resist, because we really are in danger." I am shocked that we got to this place in our country, but won't remain paralyzed.
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I made a thing. Use it well.
November 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I made a thing. Use it well.
I mean, where’s the lie?
November 28, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I mean, where’s the lie?
Adam Rose on TikTok
i should get my groceries delivered… #peopleofwalmart #react #relatable
www.tiktok.com
November 24, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Snapchat, what the actual hell is this?
November 14, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Snapchat, what the actual hell is this?