ChunkyLikeGuacamole
@proflongboobs.bsky.social
Like, in a good way
I really didn’t know the bad bunny was such a stud. New crush. 🔥
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I really didn’t know the bad bunny was such a stud. New crush. 🔥
Just watched bad bunny’s acceptance speech for aoty. Whole thing in Spanish and I’m still crying 🫶🫶🫶🫶
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Just watched bad bunny’s acceptance speech for aoty. Whole thing in Spanish and I’m still crying 🫶🫶🫶🫶
I’ve always liked worms. 🪱
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’ve always liked worms. 🪱
I feel so much better waking up in the morning, when I’ve brushed my teeth the night before.
And during the day when my hair is clean. Imagine the leg up a kid has when they’re taught this young.
And during the day when my hair is clean. Imagine the leg up a kid has when they’re taught this young.
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I feel so much better waking up in the morning, when I’ve brushed my teeth the night before.
And during the day when my hair is clean. Imagine the leg up a kid has when they’re taught this young.
And during the day when my hair is clean. Imagine the leg up a kid has when they’re taught this young.
Looking for more connections. Maybe I become local sports gal. Are there sober sections at sports places?
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Looking for more connections. Maybe I become local sports gal. Are there sober sections at sports places?
Is Bruce Lee my new hero? 🖤
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Is Bruce Lee my new hero? 🖤
Crush on leo Re. Activated. Whew💦. Who knew. The staying power. Call me. ☎️
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Crush on leo Re. Activated. Whew💦. Who knew. The staying power. Call me. ☎️
You know how it’s ok when I don’t order fries but eat some of his💖 but when he applies this logic to my Latté 🔪🔪🔪
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You know how it’s ok when I don’t order fries but eat some of his💖 but when he applies this logic to my Latté 🔪🔪🔪
Talking to my mom is like 1st gen AI. She doesn’t really listen just hears a keyword and starts in.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Talking to my mom is like 1st gen AI. She doesn’t really listen just hears a keyword and starts in.
Just discovered Culinary Class Wars. It’s amazing. I am fan-girling out over here. I need a group to join. I need you all to know. 🏆🏆
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just discovered Culinary Class Wars. It’s amazing. I am fan-girling out over here. I need a group to join. I need you all to know. 🏆🏆
If I’m 40 and I’ve given this rat-ass bf 10 years- that’s a quarter of my life?!?? Shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If I’m 40 and I’ve given this rat-ass bf 10 years- that’s a quarter of my life?!?? Shit.
RestingNotRotting ™️
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
RestingNotRotting ™️
What has happened to my old brain that watching the talking ducks on the Dawn commercial brings me such joy
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What has happened to my old brain that watching the talking ducks on the Dawn commercial brings me such joy
How old am I? Well I wear long pendant necklaces now
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How old am I? Well I wear long pendant necklaces now
Hot for Grantchester ❤️🔥
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hot for Grantchester ❤️🔥
Asked my mom if I looked like a giant whale in our Xmas pics. She mumbled something about self care and to believe in yourself
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Asked my mom if I looked like a giant whale in our Xmas pics. She mumbled something about self care and to believe in yourself
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
😂😂🐳🐳🐳🐳
Can you define “cute”?
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can you define “cute”?
Put on pants today. Sucked.
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Put on pants today. Sucked.
Sleeping in til six, still having coffee and watching a hallmark murder mystery at 8am- the whole day ahead of you- MAGIC 💖
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sleeping in til six, still having coffee and watching a hallmark murder mystery at 8am- the whole day ahead of you- MAGIC 💖
Just dinner and a cup of tea and bed is so good. I’m so thankful.
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just dinner and a cup of tea and bed is so good. I’m so thankful.
I hate cruise control.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I hate cruise control.
We need a kerchief that holds your glasses on your head.
Someone do that.
Someone do that.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We need a kerchief that holds your glasses on your head.
Someone do that.
Someone do that.
What level of relationship is Babe, come smell these farts- they’re crazy!
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What level of relationship is Babe, come smell these farts- they’re crazy!
I’m going back to box dye and Supercuts. Who’s with me?
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m going back to box dye and Supercuts. Who’s with me?
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
#itsridiculoushowmuchawomanshaircutcostsandiwontdoitanymore
Does the Az prime smile not look like a penis? I can’t be the first one to see this.
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Does the Az prime smile not look like a penis? I can’t be the first one to see this.
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔
Oh and happy Thanksgiving everyone 🥔