Jbonesy
@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Slainte, ya skags.
I love a decent bar dressed up for the holidays. Heartbreaking and wholesome at the same time.
I love a decent bar dressed up for the holidays. Heartbreaking and wholesome at the same time.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Slainte, ya skags.
I love a decent bar dressed up for the holidays. Heartbreaking and wholesome at the same time.
I love a decent bar dressed up for the holidays. Heartbreaking and wholesome at the same time.
First time watch all the way through, mainly cuz I hate will ferrell. Hoping my brain doesnt break.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
First time watch all the way through, mainly cuz I hate will ferrell. Hoping my brain doesnt break.
Oh, to think this was just a few days ago and now its washed away.
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh, to think this was just a few days ago and now its washed away.
It's hard to curl up and die in the gutter when its all frozen over.
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's hard to curl up and die in the gutter when its all frozen over.
Today's snow day movie wrap up is brought to you by Joe Dante and the glorious Dick Miller in a... maybe family friendly film.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Today's snow day movie wrap up is brought to you by Joe Dante and the glorious Dick Miller in a... maybe family friendly film.
Screw it. It's been a bit and the trees up, the kids are all excited, and Maureen O'Hara and John Candy are teaching us about kindness amongst strangers.
It's official. Merry Christmas, Friends.
It's official. Merry Christmas, Friends.
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Screw it. It's been a bit and the trees up, the kids are all excited, and Maureen O'Hara and John Candy are teaching us about kindness amongst strangers.
It's official. Merry Christmas, Friends.
It's official. Merry Christmas, Friends.
Snowstorm incoming and its cocoa season. Break out the fine coasters and mugs!
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Snowstorm incoming and its cocoa season. Break out the fine coasters and mugs!
Naughty or nice?! Merry Krampusnacht! Why yes, he has come and left goodies for nice children and FRESH REEDS TO THWACK naaaauuughty ones.
As per tradition! We'll see who's dragged off in a sack in the night, I guess.
As per tradition! We'll see who's dragged off in a sack in the night, I guess.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Naughty or nice?! Merry Krampusnacht! Why yes, he has come and left goodies for nice children and FRESH REEDS TO THWACK naaaauuughty ones.
As per tradition! We'll see who's dragged off in a sack in the night, I guess.
As per tradition! We'll see who's dragged off in a sack in the night, I guess.
Look at this turkey and sweet potatoes bites. So good you could put yer whole ass dick in them!
I mean... happy Thanksgiving!
I mean... happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Look at this turkey and sweet potatoes bites. So good you could put yer whole ass dick in them!
I mean... happy Thanksgiving!
I mean... happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ever find empty pistachio shells and realize they look like muppets?
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ever find empty pistachio shells and realize they look like muppets?
My entire mood until the end of November. An unpopular opinion apparently, but it's mine.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My entire mood until the end of November. An unpopular opinion apparently, but it's mine.
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
Ca...castlevania olives?
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ca...castlevania olives?
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
You look skinny.. yeah I know you're trying but you need to eat. C'mere, pull up a chair and you can tell me what's going on while we peruse the local mat of advertising.
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You look skinny.. yeah I know you're trying but you need to eat. C'mere, pull up a chair and you can tell me what's going on while we peruse the local mat of advertising.