Professor Ry
@professor-ry.bsky.social
I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.
*I approach the microphone and gently tap it a few times*
"That's fuckin' stupid." I say
*The crowd goes apeshit in a frothing frenzy of competing emotions*
"That's fuckin' stupid." I say
*The crowd goes apeshit in a frothing frenzy of competing emotions*
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
*I approach the microphone and gently tap it a few times*
"That's fuckin' stupid." I say
*The crowd goes apeshit in a frothing frenzy of competing emotions*
"That's fuckin' stupid." I say
*The crowd goes apeshit in a frothing frenzy of competing emotions*
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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I don't need no doctors to tell me when something's wrong!
*I show a patch of dry skin to my dog*
Whaddya think, girl? Give it the ol' sniff test.
*I show a patch of dry skin to my dog*
Whaddya think, girl? Give it the ol' sniff test.
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I don't need no doctors to tell me when something's wrong!
*I show a patch of dry skin to my dog*
Whaddya think, girl? Give it the ol' sniff test.
*I show a patch of dry skin to my dog*
Whaddya think, girl? Give it the ol' sniff test.
*Stretches legs, feels the possible beginnings of a Charley horse*
Not today!
*Chops off leg*
*Screams*
Not today!
*Chops off leg*
*Screams*
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
*Stretches legs, feels the possible beginnings of a Charley horse*
Not today!
*Chops off leg*
*Screams*
Not today!
*Chops off leg*
*Screams*
Have you considered undercutting your poignant moment with a fart? Have you considered it?
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Have you considered undercutting your poignant moment with a fart? Have you considered it?
Try sprucing up depressing and/or dramatic scenes with the bonus room music from Donkey Kong Country.
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Try sprucing up depressing and/or dramatic scenes with the bonus room music from Donkey Kong Country.
Make my casket Atomic Purple.
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Make my casket Atomic Purple.
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But what if...I were to modify an old idea to suit this new one?
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
But what if...I were to modify an old idea to suit this new one?
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This video is sponsored by Tiddy Powder. Use my promo code for a discount on your first order and get a free shaker with an anime girl showing hole!
With that out of the way, in this video I'm gonna eat and rank every kind of chip I can buy at Walmart or whatever.
With that out of the way, in this video I'm gonna eat and rank every kind of chip I can buy at Walmart or whatever.
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This video is sponsored by Tiddy Powder. Use my promo code for a discount on your first order and get a free shaker with an anime girl showing hole!
With that out of the way, in this video I'm gonna eat and rank every kind of chip I can buy at Walmart or whatever.
With that out of the way, in this video I'm gonna eat and rank every kind of chip I can buy at Walmart or whatever.
I fill a glass with ice and Red Dew. I pick it up and walk over to the window. Gazing out over the city as it glows in the night, I gently swirl the drink. I say to myself,
"What if he was called Char Assnipple?"
I take a sip and sigh, content in my pondering.
"What if he was called Char Assnipple?"
I take a sip and sigh, content in my pondering.
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I fill a glass with ice and Red Dew. I pick it up and walk over to the window. Gazing out over the city as it glows in the night, I gently swirl the drink. I say to myself,
"What if he was called Char Assnipple?"
I take a sip and sigh, content in my pondering.
"What if he was called Char Assnipple?"
I take a sip and sigh, content in my pondering.
And thus do I add hot water to the cup of noodles, for I have become the chef
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
And thus do I add hot water to the cup of noodles, for I have become the chef
What is an exclamation point if not a capital 1?
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
What is an exclamation point if not a capital 1?
Some folks say their body is a temple. Well my body is a prison, and everyone has a death sentence.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Some folks say their body is a temple. Well my body is a prison, and everyone has a death sentence.
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Ugh, friggin' Thanksgiving...
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ugh, friggin' Thanksgiving...
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
*I glance over at the TV and see the Pokemon balloon in the parade*
PIKACHU EEVEE!
*In a sudden festive frenzy I rip the turkey from the oven. I rush outside and punt it across the yard before roaring to the heavens*
In my opinion, any kind of pitch can be enhanced by bursting out of a cake directly beforehand. This is how you thrive in the business.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
In my opinion, any kind of pitch can be enhanced by bursting out of a cake directly beforehand. This is how you thrive in the business.
*Saxophone music starts playing*
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
*Saxophone music starts playing*
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig city
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#Drogune is FINALLY happening!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
#Drogune is FINALLY happening!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
My original series with @adambrycethomas.bsky.social comes out NOV. 11TH!
80pg
B&W
Physical & Digital versions!
Check out Drogune.com for more!
Please share and spread the word!
So I'm slowly making my way through the X-Files again and I've come to both anticipate and dread a type of scene that I know I've seen at least a couple of times so far.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So I'm slowly making my way through the X-Files again and I've come to both anticipate and dread a type of scene that I know I've seen at least a couple of times so far.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
The scene has a bunch of investigators and cops and the like going over whatever death or incident had brought the duo to town.
They should make a giant Rice Krispie that you can buy
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They should make a giant Rice Krispie that you can buy
My Mega Evolution just ages me like 40 years and I lay on the ground softly sobbing. And it ain't a graceful 40, either. It's BAD. My stats plummet.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My Mega Evolution just ages me like 40 years and I lay on the ground softly sobbing. And it ain't a graceful 40, either. It's BAD. My stats plummet.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.
However, I gain an ability that renders me immune to damage unless your Pokemon has the willingness to kill, which is a hidden value.