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I wonder if they’re like that by default 😅 well at least it’s fixed now lmao
April 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
#JiroSabu , future fic, college professor Saburo + musician Jiro

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Future fic where Saburo is grown up (like early/mid 20’s) and since he’s a fucking genius he teaches like the most advanced college class. A lot of his students (and students who have just seen him in the hallway) have the hots for him because Damn good looking AND smart??
But he turns down everyone
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 AM
“You’re all taking quite a lot longer than usual,” Saburo comments dryly.
Rumors circulate again and Saburo feels weary. Oh well. Nothing he couldn’t handle.
He buys Jiro’s new song and sets it as his ringtone. Who knew Jiro could be a romantic when he tried?
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 AM
the end of the song, his face flushes red, as if embarrassed... or flattered? When he pulls out the headphones, he gives a content little sigh, a small smile playing on his lips.
Then he notices the lingering students, who hurriedly look away from the professor and focus back on packing their things
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phone. Some students slow their packing to a snail’s pace, knowing what the professor was listening to, watching for his reaction.
They watch his face fall into a soft expression, as if touched by the lyrics. Then, a soft smile that reached his eyes, one the students hadn’t seen before. Then, near
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it a listen.”
The professor taps his fingers in annoyance, “Once I have the time, I’ll listen to it. Now, can I get back to my lesson?”
When the lesson ends and students pack up, some students notice the professor immediately grab a pair of headphones from his desk drawer and plug them into his
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soul speaks up, “We’re just admiring your brother’s new song, sir.”
“What new song?”
Various students exchange glances, noting that the professor’s question seemed genuine.
“He just dropped a new song early this morning. You haven’t heard it?”
“No, I have not.”
“It’s called ‘Taboo’. Might wanna give
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than usual, passing word about the song and the potential meaning behind the lyrics.
Saburo gets fed up with all the whispering, crossing his arms with a sigh, “I’m sorry, if there’s something SO much more important than my lesson, then I would like to hear it.”
The class is silent, until one brave
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his fans at the college eat it up.
“Doesn’t this sound like it’s about Professor Yamada?”
“It DOES mention forbidden love after all”
“the person hes describing has a ‘cold exterior’, that’s GOTTA be the professor.”
The professor acts no different that day. His classmates murmur to each other more
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Jiro shrugs it off, says not to worry so much cuz they didn’t get photo proof or anything.
When Jiro stops showing up around on campus due to his own work, the rumors start to die down. They’re still there, sure, but not as prevalent as they once were.
Until Jiro releases one of his new songs and
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on his cell phone, of romantic messages between the two. It takes a while for the rumors to come back around to Professor Saburo, and when they do, he does his damnedest to ignore them. When he goes home for the evening, he chastises Jiro for forgetting to lock the damn classroom door behind him.
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of her friends. Rumors spread quickly, the story twisting and changing to wild stories like “Professor Yamada was found having hardcore anal in his classroom with his older brother”, which obviously wasn’t true. But some rumors stated that a classmate had found proof in the professors computer, or
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what she saw. She tells a few close friends, ones who trust her and know she wouldn’t lie about something like this.
Some of her friends think maybe she was seeing things since it was dark, but some think... maybe it’s true.
One of the friends tells a significant other, who in turn relays it to all
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realizes that the man sitting on the desk, legs wrapped around the musician, is none other than Professor Saburo Yamada himself.
She escapes the room in a hurry and rushes down the hallway, hoping she wasn’t seen.
She’s not the type to start baseless rumors, but she DOES want to tell her friends
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the darkness, and she sees Jiro Yamada, famous musician, standing flush against the desk, with someone’s legs around his waist. The two are entirely too distracted by each other, eyes closed as they made out passionately, hands running over each others’ bodies, gasping and moaning— and the student
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 AM