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Heyo. Software developer. TTRPG enjoyer. World of Darkness nerd. Coffee drinker. PlasmaTrap server maid. ​:maid:​
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Me ​:neocat_santa:​
An illustration titled "BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE" showing the progression of a person's appearance from 2017 to 2021. Above each stage, the labels have been edited to show "He/Him" in white text over a blacked-out background. The progression shows: 2017: A person with short hair, glasses, and a green button-down shirt holding a book. 2018: The person wears a black turtleneck and slacks. 2019: The person adopts a more feminine pose in tight black clothing. 2020: The person wears a crop top, short shorts, and thigh-high socks. 2021: The person has long hair in a ponytail, wearing a choker, lace-up crop top, and skirt.
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i love my puter
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"MongoDB is web scale" is 15 years old... ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

Here, if anyone hasn't seen it
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December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Who even uses MongoDB
Why _did_ anyone use MongoDB

Its been garbage every time I tried and I still don't see the appeal
It's an awful NoSQL database
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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MongoDB is web scale

RE: https://fedi.slightly.tech/users/joepie91/statuses/01KDDSPARJRXDY9K7QQP8PMC6A
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December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Anime-style illustration of Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion wearing a T-shirt with an "Among Us" character designed to look like her. Overlaid text reads: "the masculine urge to have bangs and wear skirts and have boobs and wear makeup and be pretty".
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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‼️ LEAKS are ON POINT so far
A serious-looking Kazuma Kiryu from the Yakuza video game series stands next to a small decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!" Followed by meme text that says, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve – December 24; Christmas Day – December 25; New Year's Eve – December 31; New Year's Day – January 1."
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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SMH fakers all around
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Luke Leisher quoting a chaotic meme titled "AUTISM" in flaming red text. The meme features a busy collage of pop culture icons including Darth Vader, a T-Rex, Shrek, SpongeBob, a Doge dog, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and a woman making a heart sign with her hands. Other items include a Monster Energy drink, Jack Daniel's, various logos (Linkin Park, LEGO, Slipknot), a fighter jet, a tank, and chicken nuggets. Luke Leisher’s text above reads: ">no trains >no rockets >no boats >no spreadsheets masked as video games Fuck off normiecel. My culture is not your costume." A cluttered collage against a sky background with the word "AUTISM" in flaming red letters at the top. The image contains numerous logos and icons associated with online subcultures and niche interests, including: Wikipedia, GitHub, DeviantArt, Tumblr, 4chan, Archive of Our Own (AO3), and Paradox Interactive. Popular media characters and franchises featured include Sonic the Hedgehog, My Little Pony (Twilight Sparkle), Thomas the Tank Engine, Pokémon, Star Trek, SpongeBob SquarePants, and VTuber Gawr Gura. Other elements include the Transgender Pride flag, a Linux penguin, a T-34 tank, a fighter jet, a train, a dinosaur, LEGO, chess pieces, and complex mathematical equations. Various production logos like THX and Viacom are also visible.
December 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Play a Skyblock modpack right now
A two-part image. The top shows a first-person view of a Minecraft modded "sieve" block on a Skyblock map. The bottom part is a parody meme with various icons and nihilistic edited text. Text reads: "HUMANS WERE MADE TO - Sit at the sieve 9-5 - Play their favorite game while they watch Netflix - Have NO world to Explore - Have zero fun - Have every single good design principle beaten out of their games THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE."
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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it is fuckin impossible to take good photos of this cosplay yourself
it really only looks good at a specific angle and I can't sell the typical dva poses well ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​
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not sure if I posted this one already
me in my dva cosplay + ​:blahaj:​
A person wearing a blue, black, and pink D.Va cosplay bodysuit from Overwatch, featuring a pink bunny logo on the chest, holds a large blue Blåhaj shark plushie under their arm.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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not sure if I posted this one already
me in my dva cosplay + ​:blahaj:​
A person wearing a blue, black, and pink D.Va cosplay bodysuit from Overwatch, featuring a pink bunny logo on the chest, holds a large blue Blåhaj shark plushie under their arm.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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A screenshot of a tweet from "ShunkyDunkus" quoting a post from "kind fish." The quoted post shows a collage of four photos, each featuring a large live carp swimming in a suburban bathtub. The text of the quoted post reads: "it’s christmas so you know what time it is, carp in the tub 🫧" The main tweet text reads: "I could never be Polish cause I would get too attached to Bathtubski and threaten to burn down the house if we ate him"
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A refrigerator shelf stocked with several cans of white Monster Energy Ultra. Superimposed text reads: "Crazy that we are only 3,650 energy drinks away from 2026".
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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memtest fully clear, even at EXPO speeds
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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i wonder if my Infinity Fabric instability is just the result of janky C-State handling
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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wuh
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Firejail also looks pretty neat ngl
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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wonder if apparmor is a pain in the ass or worth setting up... anyone got experience? ​:blobcatpeekaboo:​
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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​:neofox_santa:​

RE: https://popbob.wtf/notes/agluzuog1wh6qqjf
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December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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​:neofox_santa:​
A high-angle view of two hands resting on a person’s dark lap. The fingernails are painted in an alternating pattern of deep red and teal green polish. The left hand starts with red on the pinky, and the right hand starts with teal on the thumb, creating a symmetrical color pattern across both hands.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM