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Alt-text: A black-and-white cartoon parodying Gary Larson’s classic “Cow Tools.” A cow wearing a bishop’s mitre and a pendant labeled “TILT” stands before a yin-yang–style Sacred Chao symbol. On the table are Discordian relics: a golden apple inscribed “ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΙ,” a block labeled “15 TONS FLAX,” and two strange, spiky staff-like objects. In the background, the All-Seeing Eye shines atop a pyramid. Caption: “Sacred Chao tools.” The piece playfully fuses Larson’s surreal humor with Discordian chaos mysticism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Alt-text: A bright pop-art–style illustration of a regal woman with deep blue hair, golden jewelry, and a radiant crown. She holds a flaming golden apple in one hand, while a small cat perches on her shoulder. The background is a vivid purple scattered with yellow celestial symbols—moons, suns, and stars. Bold yellow text at the bottom reads, “goddess in your newsfeed goddess in your life.” The imagery evokes Eris, the Discordian goddess of chaos, merging ancient mythic energy with modern meme culture. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Well, _that's_ not a good look. #fnord
Alt-text: A screenshot of a social media post by Scott Horton reads: “US Army soldiers stationed in Germany are advised to report to German food banks to get something to eat, because Hegseth has ordered the closing of the mess halls. The soldiers feel humiliated.” Below is a preview of a German news article from Süddeutsche Zeitung, headlined “Deutschland: US-Armee schickt Soldaten zur Tafel – die reagiert ‘mindestens irritiert’,” roughly translating to “Germany: US Army sends soldiers to food banks – they respond ‘at least irritated.’” The image shows shopping bags on a wheeled cart amid blue plastic crates, suggesting a food bank setting. The tone conveys disbelief and bureaucratic absurdity bordering on dark satire. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Alt-text: A stylized poster in the color scheme of a political campaign—red on the left, blue on the right—depicts a looming figure of Cthulhu, the tentacled cosmic entity from Lovecraft mythos, rendered in bold line art. At the bottom, the text reads: “CHANGE — AS SOON AS THE STARS ARE RIGHT.” The image parodies the language and style of inspirational propaganda, humorously merging eldritch apocalypse with civic optimism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Alt-text: Against a plain gray background, a woman dressed as Wonder Woman lies sprawled face-up on the floor, looking exhausted and defeated. Above her, centered black text reads simply: “Mood:”. The minimalist composition and superhero fatigue create a meme-perfect embodiment of burnout, cosmic irony, and the quiet humor of heroic collapse. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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A cosmic collage shows an elderly, wizard-like figure with a long white beard, wearing oversized round sunglasses, a shimmering pink robe, and a tall silver crown topped with a sphere. He lounges in a red velvet chair, calmly reading a newspaper against a star-speckled galaxy backdrop. Above him, glowing gold text reads, “You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.” The image radiates playful mysticism, self-assured absurdity, and ancestral chaos energy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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There is no governor anywhere. Things happen because conditions are ripe for them to happen; waves in the ocean of time-space.
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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-><- Don’t forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn’t real. -><-
Alt-text: White sans-serif text on a black background reads, “Don’t forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn’t real.” A deadpan anti–Daylight Savings meme that blends absurdist humor with existential mockery of linear temporality—pure Discordian energy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.”

--Malaclypse the Younger
Alt-text: A white square with black serif text reading, “We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.” The quote is attributed to “Malaclypse the Younger.” The layout is minimal and formal, amplifying the paradoxical humor and self-referential irony central to Discordian thought—the sacred masquerading as absurdity. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Alt-text: Black-and-white photo. A person in a dark coat stands in a wide plaza before a hulking Brutalist government building, holding a paperback toward the camera. The cover shows a tight gray hypnotic spiral with the large vertical title “PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA.” The book appears digitally pasted in, lending meme energy. The scene playfully contrasts the rigid architecture (Order) with Discordian chaos vibes (spiral), nodding to the Erisian interplay of Order and Disorder emerging from deeper Chaos. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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George Retes on His 3 Day ICE Detention
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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truthout.org/articles/the...

Morris, Autumn Hill, and nine other alleged participants in the noise demo now stand accused of attempted murder, with Hill and co-defendant Zachary Evetts now the first people to receive terrorism charges for alleged membership in Antifa.
These Dallas Residents Are on the Front Lines of Trump’s War Against “Antifa”
If convicted, people who showed up to a protest could face “decades of prison time,” the National Lawyers Guild says.
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October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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principiadiscordia.bsky.social Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · Sep 12
Eris Discordia hovers nonchalantly...
"This is Fine" by Marmimow on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com/marmimow/art...
Eris from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, illustrated by Marmimow on DeviantArt, is depicted hovering nonchalantly. She wears her usual white outfit with gold accessories and red heels, with a disinterested expression, as her golden apple floats beside her. Flames rise around her in a scene reminiscent of the "This is Fine" meme, adding to the ironic, calm attitude amid chaos.
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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6 = Badger. 7 = Mushroom.

This has been a complementary memetic generational translation, brought to you by the Floating Librarians of Mu.

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October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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A meme comparing perspectives: on the left, a real photo of a partial building demolition—construction workers and an excavator tearing into a white neoclassical structure resembling part of the White House complex. On the right, the classic Rider–Waite tarot card “The Tower,” depicting a tall stone tower struck by lightning, with figures falling from it amid chaos and fire. The caption reads “what they see” over the photo and “what i see” over the tarot card, humorously framing the demolition as a moment of cataclysmic revelation or karmic upheaval. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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And they murdered those fishermen - the deaths of Vietnamese fishermen in 2019 AND Columbian fishermen in 2025 were not legitimate acts of military force.
principiadiscordia.bsky.social Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · Mar 21
The Administration did not "deport" those people. That requires a legal-bureaucratic process.
It traded them into international slavery. 👁️⃤
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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principiadiscordia.bsky.social Principia Discordia @principiadiscordia.bsky.social · Mar 8
Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton.
(You know exactly who I mean.)
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Black-and-white illustration of a wild-eyed, long-haired, and long-bearded figure clutching a gnarled staff amid swirling snow or cosmic chaos. The intricate linework gives a sense of frenetic motion and mystical intensity, blending madness and revelation. Above the figure, in large bold letters, is the word “FNORD!”—a classic Discordian signal for hidden truths and subliminal dissonance. The whole image vibrates with esoteric energy and absurdist menace. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A digitally edited artwork featuring a serene, meditating sage seated cross-legged among skulls and bones in a dark forest. Behind him looms the fierce, many-armed goddess Kali, adorned with jewelry, a skull garland, and holding weapons and severed heads, surrounded by fire and shadows. The image adds modern meme humor with white text reading, “SHE’S RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN’T SHE?”, creating a comedic contrast between divine wrath and the oblivious calm of the meditating figure. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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You can't wear them until you're a colonel in the antifa army. Otherwise, it's stolen valor...
A digitally altered satirical image mimicking a Fox News broadcast. It shows a blonde woman speaking at a podium, with a chyron below that reads, “BONDI: ‘WE CLASSIFY INFLATABLE FROG COSTUMES AS PART OF THE ANTIFA UNIFORM.’” The Fox News logo appears in the corner, and the background suggests a government press room. The absurdity of the quote makes it clear this is a parody of sensationalist news graphics, blending political satire with surreal humor about “inflatable frog costumes.” Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A retro horror comic panel features three glamorous vampire women flying through a surreal night sky. They wear tight black bodysuits, fishnet stockings, and dramatic bat-like capes, cutting striking silhouettes against a purple sky and a jagged, eerie landscape below. A gnarled tree and a full yellow moon complete the gothic backdrop. In the corner, a terrified skeleton vampire cowers and exclaims, “OHHH... NO! LADIES’ NIGHT...!” The artwork is signed “By Sol Rac,” rendered in vintage pulp style with halftone coloring and exaggerated expressions. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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"This is a deliberate targeting of Southern California. If you hit I-5 in that spot, you cripple the state." -- Battle Nun Ang
Screenshot of a tweet by verified user “Neera Tanden” with the comment: “Our country is governed by absolute morons.” Attached is a cropped news-headline screenshot showing a large serif headline: “Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say.” Below the headline a short lede reads that the mishap occurred during an anniversary celebration attended by senior officials and underscores safety concerns at Camp Pendleton. Time stamp at top left of the article image reads “6:55” and the article nav label shows “Trump Administration | LIVE Updates 27m ago.” Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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“A true initiation never ends.”

~ Robert Anton Wilson

rawilson.com/about-raw/
About RAW – The Robert Anton Wilson Website
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October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Photo of two people dressed in shiny robot costumes, posing together against a clear blue sky. One wears a metallic blue helmet shaped like Bender from Futurama, while the other has a reflective gold helmet resembling C-3PO from Star Wars. Both are dressed in sleek black outfits with a Daft Punk-style aesthetic, giving the impression of a humorous mash-up between science fiction icons and the electronic music duo. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM