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Primebie
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Maus Haus 2.0
enby mouse/beeper, it/they, somehow keeps finding and following more mice.

Pfp by @azyomecha.bsky.social
It's also... Kinda funny that we never actually shifted the army to *use the doctrine it was intended for* (massively mechanised inf), but it did give us a comically long barrel length for our standard rifle lmao
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
From unreliable and poorly built (but a decent design on paper) to near bulletproof (have you seen some of the stoppage tests done on real steel A3s? Thing eats up dust like it's nothing!) truly a glowup
December 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Honestly I just want a L85A3, because it is Creature
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Aw man, 2025 had to get some last minute punches in, huh?
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I honestly do a fair bit of managing large files, so the speeds are quite nice, but I realise I'm a bit of an edge case there
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
...I wonder if our amp will drive em
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Do you advise putting on a bitcrush filter and shouting "infidels!" At the enemy whilst doing so?
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
...oh no I might need to get it
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Or, to speak in Arma, "AI, 200 METERS, FRONT"
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Ah yes, the Long Tom
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I had a cold caller the other week from Virgin Media, I told them we already had gigabit, he asked if it was [LOCAL COMPANY NAME] and when I said yes I saw him visually deflate in defeat, it was A Time.
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's old instincts kicking in, an innate desire to take treasures from the world and put it in places they don't belong
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ah yes, the Ooniversal Karrier
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I had a look, we do not q_q
September 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
(e.g only putting in the 3rd pin by flipping the plug and exposing live & neutral)
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
British plugs also have physical shutters in the socket preventing any access to live & neutral, only opened when their holes are filled and ground contact is being made by the 3rd pin, there's also some very specific requirements about sizings on sockets to prevent improper insertion
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
A lesson learnt the hard way, snipe? :P
September 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM