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Priapocalypse
@priapocalypse.bsky.social
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Historian/Musician/Writer/Poet/Sometimes a Person/Champion of non-invasive Necromancy
Not edgy, just 46, exhausted, and lost.
He/Him
I die in trenches, not on hills.
(2020 Twit accnt: TooManySkulls)
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I've been playing the indie game Medieval Dynasty, a first-person medieval village survival/management rpg, but have focused on my weird little character, building his own story and taking too many screenshots. Eventually, I'm going to make an older version of him in another game.
His name is Eggov.
A screenshot of my custom character in the game Medieval Dynasty. Eggov, as the strange little guy is known by, is standing in the doorway of a wood and stone house, greeting the dawn. He is smeared with dirt and has foregone the trappings of clothing, save for some thick linen underwear. He is hairless, his expression a mix of consternation and resignation to confusion. His tiny nipples speak volumes.
September 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Repost with a character who would make an excellent shitposter
Vizzini from Princess Bride. It's not inconceivable that he'd be a particularly annoying one.
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie
A photo of a damaged and partially buried human skull from a news article. The description of the photo, written as part of the article, reads "An ancient skull is pictured. Unlike the body of a woman discovered by archaeologists in China, this skeleton still has its head."
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
A picture of 80s TV sensation ALF as a hunky hairy beefcake boy with no shirt. Found on my phone with no context. Almost certainly AI generated, but here it is anyway.
August 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The wiki page on The Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht is a good starting point for understanding the denialism of former Nazis.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of...
From the wikipedia article Myth of the clean Wehrmacht: The myth began during the war, being promoted in the Wehrmacht's official propaganda and by soldiers of all ranks seeking to portray their institution in the best possible light; as prospects for victory faded, these soldiers began to portray themselves as victims.[3] After Germany's defeat, the verdict of the International Military Tribunal (1945–1946), which released many of the accused, was misrepresented as exonerating the Wehrmacht. Franz Halder and other Wehrmacht leaders signed the Generals' memorandum entitled "The German Army from 1920 to 1945", which laid out the key elements of the myth, attempting to exculpate the Wehrmacht from war crimes.
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Screenshot in case original thread is deleted:
August 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Some context for the Twitter screenshot for those who might not catch: it's a reference to something the sassiest Greek philosopher to ever exist, Diogenes, said to Plato when attending a lecture:
Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Here is Plato's man." In consequence of which there was added to the definition, "having broad nails." To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, "If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can."
August 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Why do you say such things when this lil fella exists? They hear you, and silently, they weep.
An adorable little pygmy hippo taking a rest by a tree. It's sitting with it's lil butt against the wood. Its front legs are supporting the weight of its chubby lil body, and its eyes convey no thoughts other than "I sit, therefore I am."
August 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A gif from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. The character Uncle Rico, a middle aged white guy stuck in the past, is waxing pathetic about his high school football career. He says, "Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt in my mind."
July 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Just found out it's not just ubisoft.

From www.thegamer.com/ubisoft-eula...
Screenshot from linked article reads: Not only has that clause been in the Ubisoft EULA for a while, but the same sentiment can be found in EULAs you've agreed to before playing other games from an array of different studios. As highlighted by Amon274 on Reddit, the same clause can be found in the EULAs for various games on Steam, including Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Metaphor: ReFantazio, and Oblivion Remastered. A Phasmophobia dev also pointed to a similar clause in multiple agreements when the game was called out for the exact same thing two years ago. Even your copies of Baldur's Gate 3 have got to go if Larian Studios ever deems it so.
July 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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And lastly, the eldest cat, my Boudicca. She is the Empress of All Cats [source needed] and my baby.
A black and white cat named Boudicca sits in a box, her tail gently wrapped around her leg. One of her ears was clipped slightly by a catch-and-release program before she found me.
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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One of Charcoal and Anastasia as kittens, and a picture of their mom, Sabrina. Within the span of a year, she's given birth to 3 litters, back to back. It's a looong story.
Two black kitten heads peering out the top of a cardboard box of cat litter where they were sleeping. One (Charcoal) looks bleary-eyed and nonplussed. The other (Anastasia) has a wild look on her face. Her paws are gripping the cardboard at either side of her head as if she were hanging off a ledge. A black cat with a sharp, angular face.
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Same three cats. More to come.
Three cats are lying in a tangle of some bags on a floor. A Tabby cat named Cinnamon is playing with one of the other two cats, her expression being that of a fierce jungle cat fighting for her life - which she is not. The two other black cats appear to have melded into on inky black blot of limbs and heads. Cinnamon the tabby cat, sitting on my lap. Sunlight illuminates half her face, and reflects a blueish tint in her eye. A blurred action photo of a black cat with wide eyes and zoomies on the mind.
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Apologies for the delay. Here's a picture of three of them. From left to right: Cinnamon, Charcoal, and Anastasia. All sisters from the same litter.
Three young cats lying down and tangled together on a purse. A tabby cat (Cinnamon) is awake, while two other black cats (Charcoal and Anastasia) are passed out.
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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See the screenshot below. Americans have no option currently to seek asylum in other countries.

"No countries that provide asylum to LGBTQ people because of fears of persecution accept U.S. citizens through those programs."
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Jackson said many Americans don’t know, for example, that they can’t move to other countries, particularly in Europe, and apply for asylum because of their or their children’s trans status. No countries that provide asylum to LGBTQ people because of fears of persecution accept U.S. citizens through those programs. When people are denied asylum by one of the more than two dozen member countries in the European Union, they are also banned from re-entering all other countries in the E.U. except Ireland and Switzerland for two years if they are from what are considered “safe countries.”
June 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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random image or everything goes wrong in june
A picture of actor Jonathan Frakes with a poorly photoshopped Karen haircut from an episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. In the episode, Frakes was demonstrating how law enforcement technology (of the 90s) can alter someone's appearance by giving them different haircuts.
June 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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A post-apocalyptic grand strategy/survival game with zombies and heavy PVP. Very souls-like.
Cover art for the Cooking Mama "Cook Off" Wii game. It is not, in any way, a game like the one I described above. It's a cooking game.
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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DEFACED! Clearly a malicious antagonism. Hate speech, even. Might as well have been a molotov cocktail.
A screenshot of the linked video in the original post. It shows the taped message in question: a comic-book word cloud shape, bordered by a cute rainbow striped pattern. On it are written the words "Musk is a Nazi." There is nothing menacing in any way about this sign. The man holding it clearly thinks otherwise.
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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www.theguardian.com/environment/...
A screenshot quote from the linked Guardian article, titled "Sea level rise will cause ‘catastrophic inland migration’, scientists warn." "The world is on track for 2.5C-2.9C of global heating, which would almost certainly be beyond tipping points for the collapse of the Greenland and west Antarctic ice sheets. The melting of those ice sheets would lead to a “really dire” 12 metres of sea level rise. Today, about 230 million people live within 1 metre above current sea level, and 1 billion live within 10 metres above sea level. Even just 20cm of sea level rise by 2050 would lead to global flood damages of at least $1tn a year for the world’s 136 largest coastal cities and huge impacts on people’s lives and livelihoods."
May 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Quote post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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They updated the headline:
A screenshot of the new headline for this article. It reads: Coming Out of the Closet Was a Liberation. Why Are Some Peeking Back In? The subtext reads: Long a place of hiding and shame, it’s now being reconsidered in queer culture — and beyond.
May 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Cinnamon is ready to fight Wei and Wu all by herself, but not at this precise moment.
An adorable upside-down tabby just at the cusp of kitten and adult. Her eyes are closed, and her head is smooshed up again a pillow.
May 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Quote post with your original twitter avi, if you got it
May 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM