Pretty Lynne
@prettylynne23.bsky.social
GenX writer (she/her) and reader of smutty stories about erotic encounters into a mic. “A quiet menace,” “sunshine of the best kind,” with a “voice so smoky wildfires burn out of sheer jealousy.”
My work is for those 18+.
https://linktr.ee/prettylynne23
My work is for those 18+.
https://linktr.ee/prettylynne23
So what you’re saying is that I get a shower beer, *and* a prize?
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So what you’re saying is that I get a shower beer, *and* a prize?
This is not helping convince me things are fine 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is not helping convince me things are fine 🤣
Bah. What’s the difference?
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bah. What’s the difference?
I recall not being in the spirit at all. But I’m always a good girl for you 😊
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I recall not being in the spirit at all. But I’m always a good girl for you 😊
Friend, do I need to send someone?
an older woman says it 's a bad idea in front of a tv land logo
Alt: an older woman says it 's a bad idea in front of a tv land logo
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Friend, do I need to send someone?
Thanks, Ems! It’s good advice I got from @benji2049.bsky.social : write something that doesn’t matter and see what happens.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thanks, Ems! It’s good advice I got from @benji2049.bsky.social : write something that doesn’t matter and see what happens.
Been waiting for you to drop…the towel, of course
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Been waiting for you to drop…the towel, of course
I feel this. Drink lots and rest up, sweetheart.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I feel this. Drink lots and rest up, sweetheart.
To be fair, it’s a really fucking cool tree
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
To be fair, it’s a really fucking cool tree
I have a lamp in the bathroom solely for the vibes. And I’ll drink anything in the shower! I don’t know why but it’s just better.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have a lamp in the bathroom solely for the vibes. And I’ll drink anything in the shower! I don’t know why but it’s just better.
Dude. You know you’re gonna
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dude. You know you’re gonna
Low lighting, music, and a drink in the shower make for a quality shower experience.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Low lighting, music, and a drink in the shower make for a quality shower experience.
Oh gosh, Meg. Thank you! I’m just sorry I missed this when it first came out!
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh gosh, Meg. Thank you! I’m just sorry I missed this when it first came out!
This is so, so good. So good. I could hear the voice, the sfx, see myself in the room. SO GOOD
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is so, so good. So good. I could hear the voice, the sfx, see myself in the room. SO GOOD
You can set your account so you have to include alt text before you post.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You can set your account so you have to include alt text before you post.
Dare I say into your 50s?
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dare I say into your 50s?
This is the kind of head I was thinking of! What a coincidence
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is the kind of head I was thinking of! What a coincidence
I’m sure your neighbours are so grateful! I know I would be.
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m sure your neighbours are so grateful! I know I would be.
Probably, but also…nah
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Probably, but also…nah