Rusted World of Pretend 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦
@pretends2.bsky.social
This Proud GenX'er is Pro-Democracy. Worked decades in healthcare. Late diagnosed ADHD. ♥️ pitbulls and bunnies. Comedy to cope. I want to live til I die, no more, no less.-Eddie Izzard.
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Yep and/or cardiac issues. He lacks sufficient cardiopulmonary perfusion for his whole body. Look at his lips.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yep and/or cardiac issues. He lacks sufficient cardiopulmonary perfusion for his whole body. Look at his lips.
He fights it so you don't have to
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He fights it so you don't have to
I'd beg to ride in on the xray belt so I could find which pocket nook had my key 🤣.
You know they have that one tiny pocket slipped into the waist seam like yoga pants - that's perfect for your key or a ring 💍 then u forget about it.
You know they have that one tiny pocket slipped into the waist seam like yoga pants - that's perfect for your key or a ring 💍 then u forget about it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'd beg to ride in on the xray belt so I could find which pocket nook had my key 🤣.
You know they have that one tiny pocket slipped into the waist seam like yoga pants - that's perfect for your key or a ring 💍 then u forget about it.
You know they have that one tiny pocket slipped into the waist seam like yoga pants - that's perfect for your key or a ring 💍 then u forget about it.
If you're wearing them? In the parking lot?
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you're wearing them? In the parking lot?
Is he wearing pale manic-panic lipstick or is he a tad cyanotic?
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is he wearing pale manic-panic lipstick or is he a tad cyanotic?
Yep. Where is my key? Where is my key? Where is my key? 🔑 All day every day.
Like when I wanted to get an apothecary style coffee table and my gf is like, NO WAY! 🤣
But they're nice pants!
Like when I wanted to get an apothecary style coffee table and my gf is like, NO WAY! 🤣
But they're nice pants!
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yep. Where is my key? Where is my key? Where is my key? 🔑 All day every day.
Like when I wanted to get an apothecary style coffee table and my gf is like, NO WAY! 🤣
But they're nice pants!
Like when I wanted to get an apothecary style coffee table and my gf is like, NO WAY! 🤣
But they're nice pants!
I think there may have been a few of those along the line but this is the first time they forgot to dress up the corpse.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think there may have been a few of those along the line but this is the first time they forgot to dress up the corpse.
Notice how all his "solutions" are super easy and no one else has ever thought to do before-he thinks he is brilliant. Unless it's as easy as tweeting it, he can't do it. And nothing real is that easy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Notice how all his "solutions" are super easy and no one else has ever thought to do before-he thinks he is brilliant. Unless it's as easy as tweeting it, he can't do it. And nothing real is that easy.
it might seem that way at first 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it might seem that way at first 🤣
Meet other Nigel. He's in charge of lower kitchen quarters clean up. And he has the best ear game in town!
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Meet other Nigel. He's in charge of lower kitchen quarters clean up. And he has the best ear game in town!
Mom and Pop Czar
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mom and Pop Czar
First they came for the little people and said nothing bc I wasn't a little person. Then then they came for me cause super tall people were really hard to nab.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First they came for the little people and said nothing bc I wasn't a little person. Then then they came for me cause super tall people were really hard to nab.
Thank you! Cause after all this I'm not sharing my Chipotle with that rat bastard.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thank you! Cause after all this I'm not sharing my Chipotle with that rat bastard.
I mean, playing a game called Splurt in a hospital - it's a good thing it doesn't call for paper towels
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I mean, playing a game called Splurt in a hospital - it's a good thing it doesn't call for paper towels
You think you're making a joke of absurdity...🤣
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You think you're making a joke of absurdity...🤣
Briarcliff and Lavista intersect twice - only a few miles apart - bc it's insane here. No to this crazy plan!! Highly unpopular plan! It's not polling well.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Briarcliff and Lavista intersect twice - only a few miles apart - bc it's insane here. No to this crazy plan!! Highly unpopular plan! It's not polling well.
and buggy. And traffic is terrible. We have enough problems. I will change alliances to be with Nunes. Do not eff with me, cow.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
and buggy. And traffic is terrible. We have enough problems. I will change alliances to be with Nunes. Do not eff with me, cow.
No! I live near there.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
No! I live near there.
400 tons of cocaine - is that a lot?
a man with curly hair and a beard is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
400 tons of cocaine - is that a lot?
What about MFing? Is that a separate subsection under "fucking"? It should be its own category, no?
Not used? They're too good for that? Who do they think they are? The MFing NYTs?
Not used? They're too good for that? Who do they think they are? The MFing NYTs?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What about MFing? Is that a separate subsection under "fucking"? It should be its own category, no?
Not used? They're too good for that? Who do they think they are? The MFing NYTs?
Not used? They're too good for that? Who do they think they are? The MFing NYTs?
To the people saying he's lost his mind-no he hasn't. He's just revealing his mind, with no one trying to stop him.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
To the people saying he's lost his mind-no he hasn't. He's just revealing his mind, with no one trying to stop him.
If you didn't listen to 80's and 90's music you were neglected and abused.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you didn't listen to 80's and 90's music you were neglected and abused.